after a bad day at school i alerted my favourite goblin slave i was going to spend the rest of the day in my mansion mourning the death of my late fish, brian. I lay on my bed, face down, crying away my misery until i noticed a particularly large toe bean near my head. "what?" "this is no goblin bean. goblins don't have toe beans..." i looked up, there it was.. the most beautiful being of all creation, it's elegantly closed eyes looking in my direction. I couldn't believe my eyes, was i dreaming? i take my glasses off and wipe them with a soft cloth, "come back for me one day, you devine creature!" i shout.
