Girlfriend

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"Hey, Red!" said Gold at the mouth of the cave. "Hey, Yellow!"

Gold placed Pichu and Picha (the Pichu from HGSS, I just gave it a random name) next to Pika and Chuchu.

"Pika," said Pika.

"Pi," said Pichu.

"Do you ever wonder what they talk about?" asked Red.

Yellow shook her head. "You don't want to know."

Translation of a Pikachu conversation:

Pika: Welcome back, son!

Pichu: Hi, Dad! This is my girlfriend, Picha.

Chuchu: Girlfriend!? You're too young!

Pika: Now, now, Chuchu. We already had Pichu at that age.

Pichu: Dad!

Chuchu: We were evolved! That's different!

Pichu: Mom!

Picha: *giggle* You have an interesting family, Pichu.

Pichu: No kidding.

Picha: It's a pleasure to meet the legendary Pika and Chuchu.

Chuchu: Maybe it's okay for him to have a girlfriend...

End Translation

"Seriously, you don't want to know," said Yellow.

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