NOT A JOKE

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 "HOOBII~" the stuffie in Jin's hands got squeezed. "yesh jinnie?" hobi ate some chips, still looking at the screen. "I. I think the spidy is gonna die soon" jin whispers with the most fear in his voice. J hope looked at jin who was watching avengers like his life depended on it. He loved how his hyung was a child, no he was not a little.

He loved his hyung. But he wanted him to be cool. Currently they were enjoying and celebrating their time after exams. As much j hope wanted to play out-doors, Jin always pulled him inside.

" yeah hyung?" hobi wrinkled his nose in disgust and shut off the TV, before Jin starts getting insane with emotions. Jin clicked his tongue and slapped hobi's head annoyingly " nst hobi don't call me that, you know I practically depend on you"

" hyung c'mon grow up I am not drying your wet noses any-more" hobi lies in Jin's lap and plays with bushy fur of their little kitty. " hobi, listen, I am growing up but... I don't wanna be an adult" the heavy specs slipped off his little wrinkled nose, which hobi pulled off and put them securely in his pocket " hyung, what I need to say is, you are very good looking"

" aye I know"
" pay attention to your looks man, imagine, what a pretty stag is behind this pile of flesh, you look no less than a hippo" hobi brushes away stray hair from Jin's forehead softly. Just a little effort can make him look handsome but... he knew what he's gonna say...

" yaah at least I do look cute" jin chuckles and throws hobi on floor.

" A cute hippo and a dummy" 'man this hurts ' hobi thinks while rubbing his bum. " hobi......"

" what?"

" you stink" j hope cracked death glare at Jin who was now carelessly eating snacks. J hope snatched snacks from his chubby fingers "we just ate dinner dope" and flicks his forehead. Jin "owiied" a little with soft whimper and j hope rolled his eyes.

" hobi bad" jin faked a whimper and watched him from little space between his fingers,

" jinnie bad too" hobi snaps back looking at his cell.

" jinnie hungry" hobi bites his lips when Jin pouts and gives him the puppy look, " Hyung stop this cute shit or I.."

" yaah what?" he knew hope always lost at his cute card, nothing stands his cuteness , not even hope's strict mama nature. " or I will bite your cute cheeks off" j hope pinched his both cheeks until they turn red. Jin slaps his hands back and snaps at him and hobi chuckled " ya ya go ahead, but gimme back my snacks I am dead serious" with one swift movement, the snack pack was back in Jin's hands.

"serious about what?" hope crooked his eye brow up. "what mum told me" jin mumbles while munching chips. " eh... really?" hobi sits with him joyfully 'at last!'

" hum" he nodes his head looking at some dark corner of the room. "man I love your mature look, ok so when are we starting gym or what?" j hope was excited as it was the rarest moment Jin talks about good stuff, mostly he talked about avengers, what Mr. some-one-intelligent say type things and other bore study stuff, so he got carried away.

" what gym?" jin narrowed his puffy eyes at hobi. " yaah where you start your fitness program dummy"
" whoa hold your horses I am not going there. it's a full time torture" Jin shakes his head and hope frowns " then?". Jin looked at hobi with his shiny eyes and hope already knew what was happening in elder's mind " er... I am... I signed up for chef....course... HOBI LISTEN THEN BEAT ME PUT THE PILLOW DOWN"

" so that's the brilliant plan?" hobi grits his teeth and jin sweetly smiled " yup and what did ya expect? Me? Running on some runner like a hamster or hanging down some rod like a monkey, heh I am not gym type...what?"