"Jimin ! my man my pretty little mochi how are ya?" the boy with sharp features and harsh muscular body shape called him out and Jimin sighed" hi, Jungkook, and no I don't have date of your kind sorry" Jungkook threw his head back and chuckled, gritting teeth at sight of Jimin's assistant "...and how is Mr. straight doing?" he threw a teasing huff towards Taehyung who was busy typing now totally ignoring Jimin's existence.
"no complaints unless you stepped in Jungkook" the blond gave him murderous look and Jungkook chuckled. He patted jimin's hands softly "Chim I don't need a new date shit, just give me your pretty little assistant, you know, for an hour, he'll do fine" and spoke with low base husky tone that sent shivers in Tae's spine. Jimin rolled his eyes "look kook, you are the reason of my business hit, my best customer, and he is my best employee..."
"and best looking plush I can play with" Jungkook had his teasing hot stare at tae the whole time, it pinched him hard and he bluntly spoke with embarrassed face "sir humans are no plush". Jungkook raised his brows and his glossy sharp lips released a vulgar whistle "Ooo Chim! You taught him to talk back, interesting" Tae whipped his head back to monitor screen and Jimin tried to stop his smile and acted annoyed "ugh just what do you want kook?" Jungkook licked his lips and placed his forefinger at Tae's forehead, making him freeze at his place "I want to play with him or..." tae flicked the abusive finger off his head and snapped back "or what?".
Jimin was enjoying the moment but he stayed silent. This encouraged Jungkook and he leaned forward, almost falling on Tae and fixed his gaze in Tae's rebellious eyes challengingly and whispered seductively "do something interesting, but I think this thing is just pretty, he has no courage to go out and have fun" and smiled joining his head with Tae's head closing his eyes. Tae turned back his head quickly and murmured slowly "I have no concern over what you think of me"
Jungkook clenched his chin between his thumb and forefinger and swiftly turned his face towards his face" oooh but darling I have, you know how I see you? A pretty doll waiting to be marked and play with" his thumb travels along Tae's jawline, a pleased smile graced jungkook's face and his strong gaze falls at Tae's trembling lips "or some innocent looking fairy who plays with hearts and make more money than this dwarf offers you"
"and the point is?" a shaky breath escapes Tae's mouth. He was done controlling himself in front of his boss's favorite customer who never failed to embarrass him. "umm, here is a deal honey, you will accept the first blind date and seduce them, they fall for you and I'll leave you, impress me darling. But if you fail, I'm in for treat then" Jungkook releases tae's chin and waited for a response then clicks his tongue with disappointment "oh poor baby, seems like you are stuck with m..."
"Jimin is there a blind date?" but before Jungkook could finish, Tae spoke up.
"umm.. oh well, there is one request" jimin smiled at the duo of idiots. Tae stood from his seat and started collecting his stuff "attach me with it. I'll show this punk I am more than what he thinks of"
"eh... Tae, your brother..." but jimin was really into the dramas, so he let everything happen
"hell I damn care, but you listen to me shithead! I do this shit and I won't see your face here got it?" tae's pointy finger almost pierced in jungkook's neck. He let out an amused laugh and kissed Tae's finger- tip "baby shoot me with your best shot, but, don't forget my condition, I'll be watching you the whole time deal"
tae whipped his blushed face to Jimin "yeah yeah, Jimin, fix time and place I will meet whoever that person is" and stormed out of the place.
Jimin slapped jungkook's shoulders " can't you keep it low man?" Jungkook chuckles showing his cute bunny teeth "I can't help it, he looks so cute with that teased pierced lips ugghh I can tease him like this whole life and you are so dumb to let such a golden sparrow to waste" Jungkook takes in harsh breath then remembers something "say, I saw this cutie in our town, he is fat but pink cute mess, I pinched his cheeks when he was sleeping under tree with a book, he looked so cute when he yelled and I ran away but then I bumped into some-one looking like a pony and we fought and now I am wondering, how can a guy look like a cute hamster?" Jungkook stopped at sound of Jimin's gasp "what?"
"kook you are not gonna believe it, I found a tentative date for Tae" jimin flashed a victorious smile at kook.
{wtf am I writing? Sorry but this kook is hot eh?}
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FanfictionCompleted Jin smiled sweetly and with a shy smile gives tae a box " taehyung I wanted to thank you that you met me last night and thanks for..." " wait wait, it was a joke, a god damn joke." but turned out he was wrong...