Godzilla one-shots

They stool the egg! (Rodorah parody)

(of course it's a parody I needed to)
Okay I got a idea from watching-

"Dawn of the croods, season 4 E.7" and it was perfect!

Nobody's POV- WAIT IS THAT THE WEED?!

As Rodan slept next to his Goldenish and Rubyish egg and Ghidorah sleeping next to them Rodan couldn't hear what's going on because of his deep sleeping of all the milk we- uhhh fish....He ate but what he didn't know was the humans where moving his egg away from him because the people wanted to put it in a museum or Zoo place for decoration because they're dumb Brians thinks that the huge egg is fake that Rodan thought it was real.

'ugh...I shouldn't have eaten all of Mothra's Milk weed...' Rodan thought waking up from a long nap 'welp might as well get myself food while my egg is close to m-'
"WHERE THE FUCK DID MY EGG GO?!" Rodan roared "what happened?!" Ghidorah asked waking up "the egg is gone!" Ghidorah stayed silent for a bit "how?" "I don't know! It was right here under my wing!" "could it have slipped?" Kevin asked "how can an egg slip under a flat wing?" Ni asked "I don't know!" "I think I know what happened to it" Ichi said "bueno, ¿qué pasó con mi huevo bebé?!" Rodan said "Wat..." Ni asked forgetting that he mated with a Hispanic Titan "well....humans.." Ichi said looking at the trail of truck marks "Oh those dreaded humans..." Rodan snarled "I'll never understand why Mothra get's mad when ever we hurt them..."

(probably because of our hard working of trying to keep this planet nice- actually where doing a horrible job at that....yeah I don't know why
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"all that bug wants is peace between us but they stole something from us and that's them doing physical to us" Ichi said "do you think where they took it?" "we have to wait until it hatches.." "QUÉ?! We don't know how long it'll take until it hatches!" Rodan cried "it's 7 weeks old inside it's egg, it'll hatch in a day or two" "how do you know this?" "I have my ways"

With the humans

As Lisa wrote in her board of the studies of the realistic egg she can't help but wounder if it's real or not because why would the two titans bring it to their nest? 'hm...maybe there should be some tests to make sure it's fake not real...' She thought "shouldn't we make some tests to make sure the egg is fake because it looks more realistic instead..." she asked her boss "hm...sure call the scientists and make them run tests" "I'm a scientist sir..." "Oh! Um...then get your group to do some tests" Lisa rolled her eyes and called for her group.

"so...does anybody have any tests on the egg?" Lias asked "um...Ma' we've got results back from all our tests and..it's a real egg with a looking baby dragon inside it" 'well shit...' "and since it's from King Ghidorah and Rodan two titans that destroyed almost everything that they're above flying will come looking for it" "you think that's worse?! I just lost my coffie mug!" Mile said looking for his coffie "bruh....where in a life or death situation and all that your worrying about is your coffie mug?!" "erm...yeah? Why wouldn't I?" "bruh..." Ash said "we've got to give it back to them!" "why would we give the fake egg back to them?" Lisa looked behind her and there was her boss "sir....erm....the egg is real! Inside of it is a baby looking dragon!" "it's real?!" "yes!" "well...this is great!" the scientists looked at him like he was crazy! "we could sell it! Maybe get a good deal on it!" "sir I don't think you understand this! The egg belongs to titans and once they notice it's gone they'll come and look for it. Destroying everything in it's way to find their egg!" "eh who cares? We'll change the egg into something else" "but if it hatches?!" "eh..that'll take like a few months or so.." "sir eggs hatches in weeks-" "now tell the people to load up the egg in the shipping place" he said and left "this dumbass fat guy doesn't understand this is a die or not situation doesn't he?" Ash asked "nope...he doesn't..." Lisa said "found my mug!" Mile said the the group just groaned.

After ducking two days or some sht like that

"Lisa, is the egg on the ship already?" "yes sir but are you so sure about this?" "pfft I'm 100% sure the titans wouldn't even know it's gone" "and how sure are you about that?" "there titans, they destroy, wreck, and fight they probably would make new ones" "okay...." Lisa said "okay now let's get on th-" "s-sir! The egg is hatching!" Mile said "well....is it on the ship?" "we where about to put it in until it started to crack!" "Oh fu- well!? Don't stand there! Put it back inside it's egg!" "we can't do that!" the people then started to run while the egg was hatching and then there it was. It popped out a yellow looking dragon

Everybody 'Awd' at it and the baby looked at everybody not sure where it is or where it was, it was thinking where was it's parents instead of being surrounded by wired small bugs then it let out a call.

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"i-it...." "hatched" Ghidorah said finishing Rodan's sentence "well we now know where it is" "let's show what these bugs made" Ghidorah then smirked evily.

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"ugh! MAKE IT SHUT UP!" "are you seriously dumb?! Its a baby! It needs parents or one of them to feed it or protect it you dumb fuck!" Ash said "well be one of it's parents or something to make it shut up!" "omg are you-" "TITANS APPROACHING! WARNING APPROACHING! TWO ALPHA MALES COMING!" Mile yelled pointing at the two flying parents "well shi-" then Lisa and Mile ran to the egg and tried to push if away from everybody "UGH! Why does this egg or baby have to be so heavy?!" "HEY! Don't judge a girl by her weight!" "how do you know it's a girl?!" Mile asked "don't ask!" "still it's 10 times bigger then us!" "EVERYBODY RUN!"

As the two titans arrived there destination the very first thing that Rodan did was making hurricanes at them while Ghidorah made lightning everywhere. Rodan then landed next to the hatchling, Lisa and Mile looked at each other and back away from the baby "we where just trying to give it back to you and totally not give it off to a Zoo place!" Mile said Rodan galred at them "SHUT UP MILE!" Lisa said "it's the truth!" Rodan roared at them and the two ran off "<nobody's steals from me..>" Rodan snarled, the baby then chirpped to get her parents attention "aww aren't you cute" Rodan coed as he looked at his hatchling Ghidorah landed next to him and looked at her "looks like me more, I guess I won that bet" he said smirking "shut up..." Rodan muttered she continued to make noising that sounded like Rodan then they heard a growl "let me guess she's hungry?" Ghidorah asked "Si" "well..there's plenty of food around here if you know what I mean" Rodan then looked at the human who stopped running and was looking at the three titans Rodan then took the nearest humans into his beak and dropped them into the little titans mouth.

And that's what happens when you mess with Titan parents....