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Some humans and some normal Titans uwu

*1*
'if Rodan or King Ghidorah got this question'

Me- so you two got a asked by Nightzilla536 (not true) and her question is 'how was it like of being pregnant Rodan?'
Rodan:
Ghidorah:
Rodan: Horrible
Ghidorah: great
Rodan: 😑
Ghidorah: what? It wasn't that bad
Rodan: it was horrible, I had to stay in one place all the time, I acted emotional, cried almost all the time, hungry so many times, and got bored
Me-
Ghidorah: yeah it was great

*2*
'I have a kaiju question'

Shula: hey, if I ask a kaiju question, will you promise not to be weird?
King Ghidorah: I promise
Shula: there's this Princess I saw in Boston, Mothzilla-
King Ghidorah: you can do better.

*original one*-
*2.0*

Rodan: hey, if I ask a kaiju question, will you promise not to be weird?
Mothra: I promise
Rodan: there's this Dragon, in Antartica, Ghidorah-
Mothra: you can do better.

*3*

Mothra: in the past I want you to know, I used to think there was nobody on this earth good enough for Rodan.
King Ghidorah- :)
Mothra: even though you have like...idk four kids and I still think that.
King Ghidorah: ...
Shula:

Shula:

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*4*

Rodan: I don't care about Ghidorah
Rodan: *surrounded by 13 kids*
Rodan: I really don't care about him
Mothra and Godzilla: wah...
King Ghidorah: do not ask
Godzilla: you guys have more kids then us! We only have five!
King Ghidorah: 😐
Godzilla: 🥺
Mothra: Oh no...he's doing the face...
Rodan: Oh god...pls don't be a competition...
Mothra: no shut up-
Godzilla: I declare a challenge!
Both (Rodan and Mothra)- FUCK nO-

*5*
(the opposites)

Battra: so...hello Ichi
Ichi: erm....hi
Battra:
Ichi:
Battra:
Gigan: *bowing* so how's the lovely Radon?
Rodan: *dangling on Ichi's back* Hello!~
Ichi: NANi?! #^_^

*6*

Rodan: so you want to devour human children eh? Well you'll have to eat my ass first!
Ichi: 0-o
Ni: •_•
Kevin: 😏
Mothra: *coughs*
Godzilla: .....keep that shit in the bedroom Rodan...
Rodan: what I say?

:p

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