South Park one-shots

3 homework | kyle broflovski

Kinda rushed 🤷‍♀️

"[Name], you're late again." Mr Garrison says, as you walked into class. You sighed.
"Right. So?" You responded, walking to your usual seat, then noticing that your enemy, Eric Cartman was in it. "Move, fatass." You hissed, as he looked up at you, his feet on the desk.
"No, bitch. You go sit next to Kahl today." He said. You rolled your eyes, before meeting Kyle's glance. Your face turned a light pink before you glared at Cartman. "Fine."
You'd hardly spoken to Kyle, but he was kind of cute... you were more of a Lone-wolf.

Unlike Kyle, who hung out with Cartman, Stan and Kenny usually, you were by yourself. Sometimes at lunch Craig Tucker would sit with you, sometimes accompanied by Tweek, but that was it.

You didn't really care about friends. You never really thought about friends that often.

"Pfft, Kenny, Kahl and [Name] are staring at each other. They must like each other, heh, fuckin' gays." Cartman whispered to Kenny, who laughed, obviously muffled. So did basically everyone else. Kyle just tore his eyes away and covered his face, covered, in blush.
"Shut up, fatass!" You yelled, also having a red face. You clenched your fist.
"Yeah, shut up, you fuckin fat asshole." Craig buts in, sticking up for you.

"What's this? A-a fuckin' love triangle?" Cartman asked, laughing. You rolled your eyes.
"Me and Craig are just best friends."

You and Craig had known each other for a long time, and that's why he sticks up for you whenever Cartman is...well...Cartman.

"Uh-huh. Well, what about Kahl?" To that, you didn't respond, just rolling your eyes and looking at the board.
"So, guys, I will be assigning you your homework buddies."

You didn't care really, until you heard your name.

"[Name] And Kyle."

Your eyes widened, as you looked at Cartman, who smirked at you. You immediately knew he told Mr Garrison to pick you two. You sighed, rolling your eyes at his immaturity.

Welp...wonder how this will turn out.

Part 2?