South Park one-shots

7 here for you [female reader]| Mysterion

(it says 7 because I wrote a Kenny smut that I haven't finished yet so...) I sighed, laying my head on the desk, as I waited for the last hour of school to finish, as I tried to focus on the clock on the wall, not the lesson, but I got bored pretty easily. I then noticed the zoned-out stare I got from Kenny. I smiled at him, making him blink a few times, smiled weakly, and looked away, face red.

I giggled and continued staring at the clock, noticing that everyone got up to leave. Wow, I zoned out a lot there.
I got up, looking around and noticing that Kenny had left already. We usually walked home together? Oh well... guess it's just me today.

I then started walking home, because I wanted to, and walked inside. "Hey mom." I said, walking past my mom.
"Oh, hello, dear."

I then saw a code thing on the wall. "Mom, what's this code thing?" I asked. She stopped sweeping to see the code. "Oh, a code that Eric put on the basement to keep me out..." she replied before going back to sweeping.

...hmm...a secret code, huh?
"Mom, you think Eric has the code written down somewhere?" I asked, very curiously, before she sighed.
"Try his room, dear." I nodded, and started walking to the stairs before seeing my brother in...some sort of what I'm guessing is a 'hero' costume?

"Eric what the fu-?"
"Shut up [Name], not now." He said, quickly putting the code in and going inside, shutting the door. Hmm...try his room, huh?

I walked up the stairs, walking into his room, not giving a fuck and opening his drawers, seeing a journal of some sort. Maybe he wrote it in here?

I opened it, to see some...disturbing pictures of friends...I'm not going to explain. I looked at the end page.
"Keycode: Fuck You Mom"

...great.

I walked down the stairs, to see what was happening in there.
I put the code in, walking down the stairs, to see a few of Eric's friends, walking up the stairs. "Excuse me," Jimmy said.

"Eric?" I asked, walking down. He jumped, then glared at me.
"[Name]? H-how'd you get in here?! No.girls.allowed!" He yells. "Moooom! [Name] isn't allowed in the Coon Lair!" He whined.

"Be nice to your sister, Eric." Mom replied. I smirked, my hands on my hips. He groaned.
"Whatever. Look, [Name], you can't play. Girls. Can't. Fucking. Play. Period." He says, making me glare and whine like he does.

"But Eeeeeric! I wanna be a superhero too!"

"No! Bad [Name]! You're a girl!"

"You're so sexist Cartman!"

"You can't fucking play! Now get out! I'm changing the code." He says. I growl.
"I'll get you back, Eric."

He ignored me, and annoyed, I walked up the stairs, shutting the door loudly. I punched his code thing, breaking it, making me smirk.

I walked to the door, and yelled "mom! I'm going out, be back soon."
Not waiting for a reply, I left, making haste to Kenny's house.
I got there, finally, and knocked on his door. Then, his sister Karen answered. "Oh, hi [Name]. Looking for Kenny?"
"Yep. He in his room?"
"Yeah.."

"Okay!" I smiled. "Thanks." I said, walking to his room. It was silent. I knocked. "Kenny?" I heard a gasp from inside, and then I heard Kenny say 'oh shit oh shit' before some ruffling of clothes...? "Kenny what's going on?" I asked, my ear against the door.
It went silent.

Kenny opened the door, his clothes looking messed up and his hair was messy. "Kenny...? What was going on?" I asked, and he blushed. "Nothing like that, at least." He answered. "Anyway, come in." He said. I noticed a mask or something in the corner of the room. I picked it up.
"What's this?" He widened his eyes and snatched it from me.
"...Nothing."

"Kenny it's hard to hide things from me." I answered. "Oh! Do you play superhero's with Eric?" He looked at me in disgust.
"With Eric? Nah, I'm on a team against him." When he realised what he just said, he gasped and covered his mouth.

"Oh! So you do, you just don't play with him."
"...it's no game, [Name]."
"Can I join?"
"..."
"Please! I asked Eric and he said no!"
"That's because Eric's a sexist bastard."
"Right! So you'll let me then, right?"
"Its not because you're a girl, it's because...it's kind of dangerous..."
"I can handle it."
"[Name]..."
"Please!" I grabbed his arm, looking into his eyes sadly. He looked away, face flushed.
"[Name]..."
"Please!" I cried. "I feel so left out!"
"...fine." He sighed. "Guess I'll explain to you while I make way to Tokens hou- the Freedom Pal's base."

-timeskip-

"Ohh. So you guys kind of fight each other? Sweet." I replied. There were some people in Coon frie- I mean Coon and friends that I liked, like Jimmy, or Craig, or basically most of them other than Eric.

"I wanna get revenge on Eric for leaving me out, anyway."

-another timeskip :3-

I'm now an official member of the Freedom Pals', because none of them are sexist. 'Mysterion' grabbed my arm, and said in his deep voice, "we've got to fight Coon and friends, you in?"

_______

"Betrayed by my own sister..." Eric whispered, falling to the floor, as I gave him the final blow.
I smiled. "You should've just let me play, Eric. Regret it now, don't you? That I'm better than you."

Mysterion laughed. "Yeah, you're already waay better than Cartman." He said, almost going out of character.
"I know."

"Hey, Kenny." I said, using his real name because it was just the two of us.
"Yeah?"
"Thanks for not being a sexist asshole."

"Yeah, don't worry [Name]. I'm always going to be here for you."