Girl: hey bf I have something to tell you
Secretly mom: yeah what's up
Girl: we have a baby boy or girl I don't know yet
Mom: wait what this is ur mom u have what!?!?!?
Girl: April fools😨
Mom: it's October so YOU COME HOME NOW!!
Boy: he... u have a baby and oh shit bye
Mom: u get the f*** here too!!😡