1: yo mama is fat she broke the stair way to haven and fell into hell
2: yo mama is so short I don't think she will ever get high
3: yo mama is so stupid she got hit by a parked car
4: yo mama is so stupid she got locked in a motorcycle
5: yo mama is so fat her farts made global warming
6: yo mama is fat she sat on a iPod a made an iPad
7: yo mama is so old I caught her watching Elmo and I told her to act her age and she died
8: yo mama is so fat steven Hawking based to black hole theore on her ass hole
10: yo mama is so fat splash attack does damage ( from Pokemon)
11: yo mama is so hairy u were born with rug burns
12: yo mama is so ulgy the forever alone guy denied her friend request on Facebook
