Accidentally Sophie Scencen

Very Funny, Dex

     "Ha, ha," Keefe said. "I know you're dying to get back at me for dying your hair pink on the first day of Foxfire, but that's not funny."
     "U-um," Sophie stuttered. "I don't think he's joking, Keefe."
     Keefe put his hand on Dex's shoulder and froze.
     "B-but," Keefe stuttered, too. "The papers weren't real, and, and, you don't have the ability to marry people! Right?!"
     Keefe began freaking out.

     "Ummm," Dex stalled. "I kind of used real papers to make it see authentic, aaaannnd, I was bored one day and took a human class online, so I kind-of sort-of amlegallyabletomarrypeople!"

     "So, what now?" Sophie asked.

     "Well, Foster," Keefe began with a tone that made Sophie nervous. "We are old enough to be married now. Why not go with it."

     "Are you saying that we stay married?"

       "That is exactly what I'm saying." 

     "Yes!" Sophie yelled.

     "Uuum, okay..." Biana said awkwardly. "That happened really fast."

     Fitz and Linh knodded in agreement.