RINNNNNGGG! Bank alarms were going off constantly in the city of Shrinklesburg, the only city with a 99% crime rate. No one was out except for robbers going to every hardware store and Wal-Mart they could see. And even old ladies trying to get across the street were not safe from these heartless beast known as "robber". So you know, normal stuff for Shrinklesburg. When suddenly, BOOOOM!!! A giant pink blur flashed towards the ground as a huge cloud of dust rose. Reporters were on there the second it happened. "Hello everyone, this is Butt Furginston with the latest news, as a huge cloud of smoke just appeared after a pink blur went rocketing toward the ground on 123 Sesame Street." Citizens started to crowd around the smoke wondering what the heck happened. As the dust cleared, they found a giant hole with a man in what seemed to be a recolored Superman suit. Some people ran away, thinking he was a villain while others watched in suspense. Then he started to fly up and people started shouting, "I LIKE YOUR NEW SUIT SUPERMAN!" Then the man said, "I'm not Superman, I'm Superbob, and I'm on a mission to get rid of all crime... people... that sounded more cool and heroic in my head." Superbob looked slightly embarrassed while he cleared his throat. "Anyway, by looking at my global crime rate chart I could tell that this city will take me a lot longer to clean up, but I'll stay here for as long as it takes!" All the townspeople cheered for the strange super. In the distance, Superbob heard the small sound of a jet pack, as he whispered to himself. " Dr. Peanut..." around the corner came a small man wearing a lab coat and flying a jet pack, cackling the whole way. "Hello there Superbob, I'm just here to show you my brand new... PEANUT-GUN!" The man pulled out a mini gun that had a peanut decal on the side. "GET A TASTE OF THIS SUPERDWEEB!" The man unloaded a crapola load of peanuts toward the brand new hero. It was then that the townspeople learned Superbobs true power, he summoned a pink brick wall in front of him while all the peanuts simply bounced off. Superbob then dashed toward the tiny man at light speed. "OOOWWWW! My head! IT'S THE SHAPE OF A PEANUT!!!" Superbob scoffed. "Isn't this good? It enforces your name." "Oh, yeessssss, THANK YOU SUPERBOB, you may have bested me this time, but I will come back... STRONGER THAN EVER!!!" He flew off to the nearest hospital, rubbing his head in pain. Superbob said "While that takes care of him, now, how about I spend the rest of the day getting rid of other crime people... I really have to stop doing that." Everyone cheered while Butt Furginston ran over to get an interview from him. "How long are you going to stay here Superbob?" Superbob just said "Sorry, I have business to take care of." He flew off into the distance, with a crowd of people cheering.
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Superbob: The Pink Powerhouse
HumorShrinklersburg has always been a crime-ridden city, but when their new hero came, they thought that would change. But this mysterious crusader has brought a new villain too...
