BOOM! BOOM! BOOM!!! Everyone in Shrinklesburg was freaking out as they heard loud footsteps in the distance. Superbob flew down to where everybody was running in all directions, panicking. Superbob flew up to try to get a better look over the horizon to see what it was. Then he saw a gargantuan mech suit being piloted by none other than Dr. Peanut. "HAHA! Hello Superbob, I welcome you to my latest and greatest creation, THE PEANUTRON-3000!!!" Superbob charged toward Dr. Peanut as fast as he could, then made a giant hammer. "How many times to I have to tell you," Superbob started. "I DON'T LIKE PEANUTS!" He shouted as he swung at Dr. Peanut. But Superbob noticed something as he was swinging the hammer. Dr. Peanut was smiling, as if Superbob had played right into his hands. Before he could stop himself, it was too late. As the hammer connected , Superbob winced, preparing for what could come for him, but as he opened his eyes, he noticed that nothing had happened. Except for the part where the Peanutron-3000 completely absorbed his hit. Dr. Peanut smiled, "Just as I expected, brute force. You really haven't changed since the last time I attacked, have you?" Superbob gasped, that move had worked on every single mechanic he tackled before, what could be stopping it? "What have you done Dr. Peanut-!" Before he could finish his sentence, Dr. Peanut blasted him into the distance. It wasn't until about 5 seconds later that the citizens noticed a giant explosion in the distance. "Silly Superbob," Dr. Peanut said with a laugh. "Can't you see that your power to create objects is completely useless against this brand new mech." Meanwhile about a mile away, Superbob heard what he said thanks to a special microphone he planted on the Peanutron-3000. "My creation powers won't work huh?" Superbob said to himself. "Guess I'll just have to use my normal powers, now the media will be comparing me to Superman, thanks a lot Doctor." Superbob despite being injured from the impact, rose up from the rubble, and blast off toward Dr Peanut as fast as his body would allow him. And as Dr Peanut sat down in the throne he created out of schools and apartments, he got sent flying back by a sudden pink blur that moved so fast half the witnesses didn't see it. "Clever boy, but let's see you handle this!" Dr Peanut said as he opened up a door on the outside of his suit. Rows of missiles were revealed while Dr Peanut was cackling to himself. "FIRE!" screamed Dr Peanut. "My creation powers may not work against the body of your Peanutron-3000, Doctor, but I don't think you've taken into account..." said Superbob. "IT DOESN'T MEAN I CAN'T USE IT!!!" Superbob screamed creating a giant shield. The missiles hit with the explosions dispersing along it. Superbob was struggling to keep the shield up, and just barley lasted the explosion. "Did you have fun with that Superbob? BECAUSE YOUR ABOUT TO GET MORE!!" Dr Peanut said as he revealed 10 more sections of missiles. Superbob silently panicked, he knew he wouldn't be able to take another explosion that size, let alone 10. So instead he decided to use his speed. In the blink of an eye, he snatched up all of the surrounding citizens, and took them to a place where Dr Peanut wouldn't find them. "How are you going to beat him?" said one of them as he placed them down. "I'm going to push both myself and that mech to its absolute limit." said Superbob creating another giant hammer. He rushed down to Dr Peanut, who instantly saw his hammer and said, "Truing that again? We both know that won't work." Dr Peanut expected a reply, but instead was rushed with the hammer. Hit after hit, the armor on Dr Peanuts mech which was thought to be invincible, started to deteriorate. Dr Peanut was baffled, but all Superbob did was smile and say, "Just like how my power has a limit to how much of a blast it can take, your armor does too." CLANG CLANG CLANG! Eventually after all those hits, and with Dr Peanuts best efforts to stop him, he broke through. "BINGO!!" Superbob shouted as he bolted inside the Peanutron. Bouncing around like a ping pong ball inside, leaving huge welts on the outside. Finally, he burst through. The Peanutron-3000 started to shake, as a self destruct alarm blared. "Ah crap... SUPERBOB, THIS IS NOT THE LAST YOU'LL SEE ME! AND THE NEXT TIME YOU DO, I WON'T BE ALONE!!!" "You won't be alone? WHAT IS THAT SUPPOSED TO MEAN!?!?!" "Oh would you look at that, we're out of time. Bye bye, Superbob!" Dr Peanut said as he got blasted into the abyss. The citizens cheered, but all Superbob could think of was those 4 words. "I won't be alone? This is going to end badly..."
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Superbob: The Pink Powerhouse
HumorShrinklersburg has always been a crime-ridden city, but when their new hero came, they thought that would change. But this mysterious crusader has brought a new villain too...