Vents | TK ✓

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"Is that all?" The cashier asked as Taehyung managed to hold a 5 foot stuffed bear in his two bare hands. Taehyung replied with a nod as he paid and left the store with the bear still in his hands.

Taehyung hopped into his car and headed off to the apartment complex. He repeated the same thing as yesterday, he set the bear in front of Jungkooks door, rung the doorbell, and ran off. 

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"Oh god" Jungkook's father said to himself as he stared at the tall bear on his doorstep. He rolled his eyes and carried the bear inside with a card saying 'To kook'.

His father stomped over to Jungkooks room and knocked on his door.

"Yes?"

"You have another gift" his father scoffed as he left the bear at Jungkook's door and walked off.

Jungkooks eyes lit up once again and his heart pounced as he ran to his door and opened it, almost too excited to breath. There in front of his eyes, was a 5 foot tall stuffed bear with a card attached to it which said 'to kook'. 

Jungkook was on the verge of screaming. He ran back inside his room with the bear and started pouncing all over the place with a huge smile plastered on his face. He was so excited to tell Taehyung when night came around.

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Taehyung smiled as he listened to Jungkooks soft screaming out of excitement. The male picked up his phone and called his best friend. 

"Yes dumbshit"

"Damn are you ok jims?"

"Yeah i'm perfectly fine haha never been better everything's fine how are you."

Taehyung rolled his eyes, not putting up with his friends acting.

"What the fuck happened."

"YOONGI HAS BEEN GONE FOR 8 WHOLE HOURS AND HASN'T ANSWERED ANY OF MY CALLS OR TEXTS WHAT IF HE'S CHEATING ON ME OR WHAT IF HE'S DEAD OR WHAT IF-"

"Relax dumbass he's probably just late"

"DOING WHAT?"

"Why do you think I'd know" Taehyung calmly responded, opposite from Jimin's screaming.

" I DON'T KNOW"

"Ok jimin, it's fine he's ok i'm sure."

"Ugh ok.. Anygays why did you call"

"Because my plan with jungkook is working!"

"Congrats?"

"Ugh you're so annoying"

"no you"

"Ok well bye I guess hope you find Yoongi"

"Thanks, and sorry i'm just a little agitated right now"

"yeah i know it's obvious, anyways good luck lol bye"

Taehyung hung up the phone and sat down on his couch. He wondered to himself "wonder what Yoongi did to himself."  he chuckled out then turned on the TV. The first thing that came up on the screen had his eyes opening to the size of a rock.

"today at 6 pm, a Man named Min Yoongi has been reported missing. He was last seen wearing a purple shirt with cats on it and black jeans. If you have any knowledge of where this man coul- wait a second, isn't that him?" the reporter turned the opposite direction to look at the man who was definitely yoongi

"What am I?" Yoongi asked the reporter. 

"Are you Min Yoongi?'

"Yes? Oh my god am I famous"

Taehyung began to crack up and slapped his head in disappointment.

"Um no sir, you are missing." The lady responded, feeling embarrassed that this was happening on live television.

"no i'm not i'm right here. i'm heading home"

"Oh uh ok" The reporter said with a confused face.

"Have a nice day" Yoongi said as he walked away.

Taehyung ended up in tears and he was laughing so hard.

"Man jimin's gonna freak out" Taehyung laughed out as he wiped a tear from his eye from laughing too hard.

omgggggg HIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIII. omg ik I was gone for so long BUT I have been super super busy with a bunch of stuff and I've been super tired on top of that :/ 

but anyways thank you guys so much for 11 k on catfished!!! it means a lot thank you guys and I will hopefully update more often now :)