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Yo mama so fat on the walk to to heaven she broke the stare way.
Yo mama so fat when she puts on a blue drees people thought the sky was falling

Yo mama so fat When she sat on a iPhone she created a iPad


Yo mama so short
Yo mama so short that when she sneezes she hits her head on the ground

Yo mama so short that she can surf on a popical stick

Yo mama so ugly
Yo mama so ugly that she made the neighbor hood dogs cry
Yo mama so ugly she made blind kids cry
Yo mama so ugly that she entered a ugly contest and they said sorry no perfessanals

Yo mama so ugly that one direction went the other direction

Yo mamma so dumb
Yo mamma so dumb she thought a clown fish cloud drown
Yo mama so dumb she thought she was pretty
Yo mamma is so dumb she thought et was real and tried to find him

Yo mama so ugly part 2
Yo mama so ugly santa went ho ho holy shit
Yo mama so ugly that hello kitty even said bye
Yo mama is so ugly that i put pictures of her on my car so it wouldn't get stolen
Yo mama is so ugly that she made dirt look like a supper star

Yo mama is so dumb part 2
Yo mama is so dumb she went to an antique store and asked what was new
Yo mama so dumb she put two quarters in her ears and thought she was listing to fifty cents
Yo mama is so dumb she called me and asked for my number
Yo mama is so dumb she went to the dentist to get her Bluetooth fixed
Yo mama is so dumb she tried waking up a sleeping bag
Yo mama is so dumb i told her christmas was right around the conner so she went looking

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⏰ Last updated: Mar 16, 2015 ⏰

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