Invalid Arguments

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Invalid Arguments

"They're mainstream!" So was Nirvana

"They toured with One Direction!" True, But there are also three songs on their album that they wrote with Alex Gaskarth.

"They're pop and claim they're punk!" Listen to Rejects and then get back to me.

"They're a boyband!" Boybands don't play instruments. And claiming that because they're all mae, that makes them a boyband, you might as well call AC/DC, The Beatles, Korn, Metallica, etc., boybands. But we don't because that would be stupid.

"I don't like they're music!" And I don't like avocados, but do you see me going to stores and yelling at them because I hate them?

"They're bringing something different to music!" So did Elvis.

"I'm an asshole!" Well at least you're being honest

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