I was at the hospital and some one handed me an invitation. I wasn't surprised because I am popular in the hospital due to my pixie cut. The invitation said cancer party at Jim dills house the hospital cafeteria. Jim dill was I technological dork but I didn't have plans tonight so I said I would go. I went to my hospital room and put on my tightest hospital gown. This will do. I look hot af. I walked down to the cafeteria and the music was blaring. There were many people dancing and it was pretty dark. I went to the bar and got a drink. The plum juice was tart tonight. I looked over and saw Lima bean boy with some more of the beans.
"Hey," I said, "Givee some!"
He looked at me and pointed at himself. I nodded and waved him to come over. I took the bag out his hand. The taste of Lima beans made me wild.
"wtf are you doing here?" I said.
"Well nazel I have cancer too," he said.
"That doesn't make you special."
A blonde boy came over and cut off our conversation. He had sunglasses on and a cane.
"How can you see with sunglasses in here?" I said.
"I am blind," the blonde boy said.
"Cool," I said, "how many fingers am I holding up?"
I laughed really hard. The plum juice went into my oxygen pipes. I stopped breathing for a little but I was ok. I looked up and Harry and the blonde boy were not laughing at all. I was really uncomfortable.
"So what's your name blindy," I said.
"Niall"
"Nice"
Jim dill came over and we all told him to fuck off. I looked at Harry and we had major eye sex. I don't know if I liked him for him or his Lima beans but I either way I was gonna frick frack him.
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Can Lima beans be our always?
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