Marco polo

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You could say I live in the hospital. They have told me many times I could go home but my family didn't win the lottery for me to quit and go home. I had a lot to think about. After Jim dills cancer party I was filled with questions. I am really gonna frick frack Lima bean boy? Why did he have so many Lima beans? Was that kid fuckin with me or is he really blind? There was a knock at my open door.
"The door is open why you knocking," I said when my nurse Beatrice walked in. She got really close to my face. I could smell her breath. It smelled like 14 year old boys who shop at hollister and spend their Friday nights at the mall taking more than one sample at the chicken teraki place.
"Nazel imma whoop your arse if you get sassy with me again!" she screamed in my face.
"K ,.....bish,"
We started to laugh. Beatrice was the kind of nurse that would take you out for a beer and then when you were really drunk she would tell you you only had 3 months to live. My kinda bitch.
"You got some friends asking to see you," she said.
"What's new?" I said, "bring them in!"
Beatrice went out and brought in blindy and Lima bean boy. As blindy walked in he tripped over his cane and landed on my oxygen cords thus throwing me forward.
"WHA YOU DO THAT FOR?" I said.
He laid on the ground motionless. I stood up and started yell angrily at him in wale. Lima bean boy pushed me away from blindy. Then Beatrice pushed Lima bean boy on top of blindy. I gave Beatrice a high five while we stared at the motionless boys on the ground. Then we both suddenly looked back at each other and were like SHIT. We did the only thing we could do. Beatrice got my ice bath and dumped it on blindy and limabean boy. Lima bean boy immediately shot up and blindy started to move around like a fish on the ground. Lima bean boy leaped into my arms.
"You are cold and wet," I said.
"No I am cool and moist," limabean boy said.
"Tru" I said as I pain struck my heart. Was it love... Was it heartburn? That question my never be answered. Blindy was still struggling on the ground when Beatrice handed him his cane.
"Watch where you are going," Beatrice said sternly.
"I am blind," blindy said.
I begin to laugh. Typical blindy not being able to see. Haha. No one else laughed.
"So why are you two here?" I said.
"You want to hang out?" Lima bean boy said.
"Sure"
I said goodbye to Beatrice and blindy, Lima bean boy and I walked to the elevator. When we got into the elevator, Lima bean boy pushed the number 1 and we were on our way. The elevator stopped at floor 4 and Jim dill walked towards the elevator. We all sighed.
"Hey guys!" Jim dill said.
"Shut the fuck up," I said as I quickly pressed the button that closes the elevator door. Once we got to the lobby, Lima bean boy but a bag over my head.
"Hey!" I yelled. I could feel blindys cane hitting my back pushing me forward. Then someone tied my hands. Why isn't anyone helping me? Is it because they can't see my pixie cut? Anyone would go out of their way to save someone with a pixie cut. I was thrown into a trunk and they drove away. Was I really just kidnapped by a blind kid and a kid whose always got Lima beans in his pockets? I thought my murder would be better planned out. Then suddenly the car stopped. Someone untied my hands and took the bag off my head. It was Lima bean boy and blindy.
"What the hell?" I said.
"We wanted to play Marco Polo," blindy said.
"SO YOU KIDNAPPED ME JUST BECAUSE YOU WANTED TO PLAY MARCO POLO? DID YOU EVER THINK THIS THROUGH BLINDY?" I said.
Blindy looked over to limabean boy and said, " who is blindy?" Limabean boy shrugged.
"Hey blindy because you are BLIND you won't be able to see me roll my eyes which I am doing right now!" I said.
"But I am niall," blindy said.
"No you are blindy," I said then I pointed to Harry and said, "and you are Lima bean boy." They both nodded.
"Anyways," i said, "you kidnapped me to play macro polo."
" yes," Lima bean boy said.
"Alright let's play," I said.
We walked into someone's backyard where there was and in the ground pool.
"Alright your it first Niall," Lima bean boy said. Blindy got into the pool and as I was about to go in Lima bean boy stopped me.
"Watch this," he whispered.
Blindy said Marco and Lima bean boy sat on a chair outside the pool and said polo. I began to join in. Blindy walk aimlessly around the pool occasionally running into the sides. After about four hours, a girl walked outside. Lima bean boy immediately ran back to his car and I hid behind a bush. She looked like a typical bitch.
"NIALL. GEY. OUT. OF. MY. POOL!" She yelled. Lima bean boy walked to the pool.
"Niall," he said "I told you no more swimming in candaces pool."
"But," Niall said.
"No buts get your arse out of the pool," he said.
"Harry," Candace said twirling her hair, "thanks you should stay over some time"
"No," Lima bean boy said as he threw an egg at her face. She began to scream bloody murder and Lima bean ran and so did I. When we got to the car blindy was in the drivers seat.
"Get in!" Blindy yelled.
"You can't drive," I said.
"Niall is a great driver," Lima bean boy said.
"But he's blind," I said.
"Oh your one of those," limabean boy said.
"Dirty racist," Niall said under his breath. I got into the car and prayed I would die in a cooler way. We made it back to the hospital safely and blindy was a good driver.
"Bye," I said.
"Wait," Lima bean boy said. He grabbed my hands and placed something in them. He winked and niall drove away. I smiled as I looked at what was in my hands.... Lima beans :-)

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