salad smut

SMUT

I woke up looking to my left seeing the most familiar bowl full of lettuce, tomatoes, croutons, cucumbers, onions, and carrots. he didn't have his usual ranch dressing on.
I picked up a piece of lettuce and kissed it, taking a bite as I did so.
a tomato rolled off in pleasure.
I picked him up and brought him downstairs to make us breakfast.
I grabbed some lettuce and ranch dressing.
I layered lettuce on him, pouring ranch over him to tease him.
I got some on my finger, sucking off the white substance making a popping sound as I pulled my finger out of my mouth.
another tomato rolled off in pleasure.
I saw that his carrots were oddly hard and I guess I should fix it.
I hovered over the bowl letting my hair fall into the white substance that was ranch dressing.
I took out a piece I lettuce licking off all the ranch.
I put it down on the counter, and grabbed another piece of lettuce.
I continued this process until all the lettuce was gone. another tomato rolled off the plate.
lettuce, our dog ran over to us and ate the tomato.
salad dropped another tomato in pleasure.
I took a carrot in my mouth, sucking all the ranch off.
some of the white substance that was ranch got on the side of my lip.
I licked it off seductively.
I took a fork out of the drawer and punctured a crouton and crunched until is was a soggy piece of toasted bread in my mouth.
I swallowed it and took another.
I stabbed an onion and licked the ring. another tomato rolled off.
I knew he was enjoying this now.
I penetrated a tomato with the fork and popped it in my mouth.
I harshly stabbed another tomato and it splashed me in the face.
I gasped and screamed "how dare you get in my face you filthy tomato" and threw it in the trash.
I alway hated tomatoes anyways.
I grabbed a cucumber and licked all the ranch until it was gone.
once I finished what was in the bowl.
it was his turn to pleasure me.
I grabbed my bowl tightly and licked the entire bowl until it was clean. I moaned at the ranch went down my throat.
I put the bowl in the sink and wiped my forehead of all the sweat that had formed from my wonderful salad eating.
now..........
time for steak