Meliodas: *drunk af* I should arrest you for being so beautiful you sexy bitch you
Meliodas: *whispers* But don't tell my girlfriend I said that to you.
Elizabeth: I am your girlfriend.
Meliodas: No fucking way. That's awesome.
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Meliodas: *drunk af* I should arrest you for being so beautiful you sexy bitch you
Meliodas: *whispers* But don't tell my girlfriend I said that to you.
Elizabeth: I am your girlfriend.
Meliodas: No fucking way. That's awesome.