ᔕKEᒪETOᑎᔕ Oᑎ YOᑌᖇ ᑕOᗩTᕼᗩᑎGEᖇᔕ (an individual roleplay book)

Magic/occult

1-"I need a new familiar."

2- "I'm just a witch, not a miracle worker."

3- "Where can a witch find some decent beetle eyes around here?"

4- "If you make a single Harry Potter joke I will strangle you."

5- "No, tarot cards can not be used to find lottery numbers, dumbass."

6- "You can't just say a bunch of words that sound like Latin and expect to make magic."

7- "What? No magic here. Just gals being pals."

8- "Stop putting your potion ingredients in the fridge!"

9- "Magic is a sophisticated craft. You can't just say 'pizza-us apparatus'."

10- "I can't believe that this spell is too advanced for me."

11- "Look, I'm sorry I turned you into a toad but that was one time and I think you're being unreasonable."

12- "What are you gonna do? Burn me at the stake?"

13- "We have to ask ourselves: what are magic's limitations? Like, can it unburn my chicken nuggets?"

14- "Why would I clean when the dishes can do themselves?"

15- "Some people just don't appreciate magic the way that they should."

16- "I told you not to summon demons in the house!"

17- "Just because I do magic and find girls cute, I 'dance with the devil'? No way! He owes me money, I'd never dance with him."

18- "Witch is a derogatory term I'll have you know! Just call me a mage...It sounds cooler..."

19- "Oh what's he going to do? Arrest me? I don't think there's a law against making cars float!"

20- "I respect no authority except that of the Mighty Zaohoz. And my mom, because she's scary."

21- "Stop trying to turn my casual potion brewing session into a cult! We're not a cult!"