"I could just be pointing over here like awww look at that cute little puppy-
DON'T TRY IT ALIEN!"
Kha'm jumped backwards in alarm, her green skin flashing yellow for a moment. "What?!"
"You... you.... INHALE this?"
"Uhhh... yes?"
"But why?"
"Becaus...
Clearlywe still have some research to do on these Mushy Creatures, so, we have devised a plan. We will take two volunteers from each of the 6 inhabited continents on the Blue Planet, and have them live with us for <10 human years> for studying. They will have chaperones.
Some may die, but, they do have an abnormally short life span, so that is to be expected.
We will be sending a message to the "Governments" on each continent, and randomly pick out volunteers, so that they do not feel the emotion we have been told is called "jealousy" if we pick them.
A/N ; Man aliens rlly b out there thinking we'd all be jealous if we didn't get to go into their spaceship for 10 years....
We would be.
At least, I would be.
Djshdjsidsi I guess this is technically fanfiction and sci-fi since there's a whole community about Space Australia, Humans are Space Orcs, and Humans Are Weird, all about one thing.
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So yeah here take a stupid story that has some stuff based on different stuff I've seen fjshfjshdj
