THE MOST CRACKHEADY CHAT EVER

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PattyCakes: I'm

Moikey: hm?

PattyCakes: sad

Moikey: what D:

Beebo: oh god what's wrong

Gayrard: wha

RayOfSun: pat's sad???

Fronk: I'm scared

Ottoparks: :O

Milk: this can't be good

*Moikey added Pee to the chat*

Moikey: Pete help, Patrick's sad

Pee: oh no what happened

PattyCakes: aaaah

PattyCakes: okay well there are a lot of emotions right now

PattyCakes: basically my parents hate me

Pee: what?????

PattyCakes: they found out I'm not exactly normal and I think they're gonna kick me out

Pee: what do you mean not normal

PattyCakes: cishet and stuff

Pee: oh

Moikey: oh no

PattyCakes: hold on they're calling me brb

Gayrard: well shit

Milk: this isn't good

Pee: no kidding

RayOfSun: maybe it'll be okay

RayOfSun: they're probably just processing and stuff

RayOfSun: I mean he's their child, they can't actually just disown him

Pee: well they're kinda dickheads and he's adopted so

RayOfSun: oh right

Fronk: when's he's gonna come back it's been a couple minutes

Pee: I dunno, I'm worried

Milk: oop

Beebo: eh

PattyCakes: ok I'm back

Moikey: how'd it go what happened

PattyCakes: it's fine

Moikey: really?

PattyCakes: mhmm

*PattyCakes opened a private chat with Pee*

PattyCakes: can I stay at your place for a bit

PattyCakes: just until I can get my own place or something

Pee: what? What happened? I thought you said it was fine

PattyCakes: well it's not. They kicked me out

Pee: shit dude I'm so sorry

Pee: yeah of course you can stay with me

PattyCakes: thanks

PattyCakes: I'll be there in a bit

PattyCakes: and please don't tell the guys

Pee: okay

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