Beebo: get fricked, eat dicks
Fronkie: mood
BurriedCat: mood... for Lex haha
Awsteb: HAHA MY MAN HERE RLY DONT KNOW HOW TO SPELL BURIED HAHA
BurriedCat: ):
NotYourBoi: :0!
Beebo: aH
Awsteb: HUSH
Awsteb: I HAVE NEWS
Awsteb: GEOFF LEFT ME FOR A TREE
MinionDaddy: ):< THATS RIGHT I DID
MinionDaddy: BRIE GREEN APRECUATWS ME MORE THAN YOU DID ):<
Awsteb: ))):
MinionDaddy: ))):
Gayrard: ...Brie Green?
MinionDaddy: YES
MinionDaddy: BRIE GREEN
Gayrard: ...ok
Beebo: :0! Remember when I got fucking blackout drunk and tried to marry a tree
Milk: omg I remember that!
Milk: u we're so sad when that branch snapped out
Milk: didn't you wage war on the garden gnomes?
Beebo: yes sir I did (:
Gayrard: you... actually tbh that seems 100% probable
Beebo: thank you
NotYourBoi: y'all are an interesting group
Beebo: thank you
BBpiss: PATTY PATTY PATTY
PattyCakes: yes?
BBpiss: SORRY, OTHER PATTY
PattyCakes: f
xPxWx: ME?
BBpiss: NO THE O T H E R ONE
BBpiss: YES YOU
xPxWx: damn ok uh what's up
BBpiss: will you be the tree to my Brendon?
xPxWx: I-
xPxWx: that was weirdly the cutest thing I think I've ever heard
BBpiss: (:
xPxWx: OH COURSE I WILL
xPxWx: I LOVE YOU
BBpiss: YAY :D I LOVE YOU
Milk: well that was cute
Awsteb: I HATED IT. GEOFF PLEASE COME BACK TO ME
MinionDaddy: NO ):
Awsteb: I'LL GIVE YOU A KITH
MinionDaddy: oh well I'm that case (: ok
Awsteb: YAY
Gayrard: it do be wholesome hours doe
Gayrard: ...........
Fronkie: I literally just sucked your dick what more do you want from me
Gayrard: Fine ):
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Bruh it really has been a hot minute. You can thank -singtothesky- for this update lmao
Hope y'all are doing good or at least better than me
This book (and a lot of things) was kinda pushed to the side cuz I've been stressing and focusing on other things and it's just a lot and yeah, I'm sorryyyyyy
I'll try to update at least this one more often, but no promises
Love y'all
Bye
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THE MOST CRACKHEADY CHAT EVER
FanfictionOk fine that title might've been just a tiny bit of a hyperbole oops Idk lmao it's a gc/texting fic Enjoy! Multiship. ~Ongoing~