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Beebo: get fricked, eat dicks

Fronkie: mood

BurriedCat: mood... for Lex haha

Awsteb: HAHA MY MAN HERE RLY DONT KNOW HOW TO SPELL BURIED HAHA

BurriedCat: ):

NotYourBoi: :0!

Beebo: aH

Awsteb: HUSH

Awsteb: I HAVE NEWS

Awsteb: GEOFF LEFT ME FOR A TREE

MinionDaddy: ):< THATS RIGHT I DID

MinionDaddy: BRIE GREEN APRECUATWS ME MORE THAN YOU DID ):<

Awsteb: ))):

MinionDaddy: ))):

Gayrard: ...Brie Green?

MinionDaddy: YES

MinionDaddy: BRIE GREEN

Gayrard: ...ok

Beebo: :0! Remember when I got fucking blackout drunk and tried to marry a tree

Milk: omg I remember that!

Milk: u we're so sad when that branch snapped out

Milk: didn't you wage war on the garden gnomes?

Beebo: yes sir I did (:

Gayrard: you... actually tbh that seems 100% probable

Beebo: thank you

NotYourBoi: y'all are an interesting group

Beebo: thank you

BBpiss: PATTY PATTY PATTY

PattyCakes: yes?

BBpiss: SORRY, OTHER PATTY

PattyCakes: f

xPxWx: ME?

BBpiss: NO THE O T H E R ONE

BBpiss: YES YOU

xPxWx: damn ok uh what's up

BBpiss: will you be the tree to my Brendon?

xPxWx: I-

xPxWx: that was weirdly the cutest thing I think I've ever heard

BBpiss: (:

xPxWx: OH COURSE I WILL

xPxWx: I LOVE YOU

BBpiss: YAY :D I LOVE YOU

Milk: well that was cute

Awsteb: I HATED IT. GEOFF PLEASE COME BACK TO ME

MinionDaddy: NO ):

Awsteb: I'LL GIVE YOU A KITH

MinionDaddy: oh well I'm that case (: ok

Awsteb: YAY

Gayrard: it do be wholesome hours doe

Gayrard: ...........

Fronkie: I literally just sucked your dick what more do you want from me

Gayrard: Fine ):

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Bruh it really has been a hot minute. You can thank -singtothesky- for this update lmao
Hope y'all are doing good or at least better than me
This book (and a lot of things) was kinda pushed to the side cuz I've been stressing and focusing on other things and it's just a lot and yeah, I'm sorryyyyyy
I'll try to update at least this one more often, but no promises
Love y'all
Bye

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