Salutations good eggs! I apologize for deciding to post this into Wattpad. I thought it would be funny to turn this video into a script thing... so here we go. The link to the video will be at the bottom. I tweaked a few things about it though, to fit it more to Crüe.
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How Vince ACTUALLY Joined Crüe
*At The Seventh Veil*
Vince: just sit over here? K. *sits at a table by 3/4 formed Crüe*
*alarms go off in Nikki, Tommy, and Mick's heads*
Nikki: OHMIGAWD ITS A GUY STRIPPER *hits a button that says 'nut' repeatedly*
Tommy: *hyperventilating*
Vince: oh no..
Mick: I apologize for being friends with these guys.
Nikki: #1 thing not to do when you see a male stripper, is-
Mick: FUCKING INHALE EXCESSIVELY
Nikki: did you hear him though? He's like "oh no..."
Tommy and Nikki: *cackling*
Tommy: so, uh... how long you been a guy?
Mick: do you really not know how to start a normal conversation?
Tommy: look, I'm new at this, okay?! I don't ever go outside...
Tommy: ...you um... you got a boy that you call a friend..?
Vince: what's a boyfriend?
Mick, Nikki: *cackling*
Tommy: *excited gasp*
Mick: what was that?
Nikki: hey vince, are you related to me?
Tommy: oh nohoho!
Mick: here we go... say no. Vince say no!
Vince: I don't think so, chief
Mick, commentating: not interested
Vince: that's okay, I don't like soup.
Tommy: he don't like soup, bro!
Nikki: did you just say you don't like soup?
Vince: yeah
Nikki: I'm never hitting my nut button for you ever again.
Tommy: hey Vince, how much for you to suck my toes?
Nikki: he's just gunna leave
Mick: this is just getting weirder and weirder...
Vince: what is it with the guys at this strip club and asking to suck their toes??
Mick, Nikki and Tommy: *dying*
Vince: I only suck the toes of paying customers.
Tommy: ...
Tommy: LETS GO! *tries to get his wallet out of his pocket but it's stuck*
Nikki: did you see that guy with is fly unzipped?
Tommy: *finally gets his wallet out* COME SUCK MY TOES
Mick: Vince this is your chance to leave, take your dignity and go!
Vince: alright, where are these toes that I'm sucking?
Tommy: *thumbs up towards Nikki and Mick*
Nikki: *discreetly pays Vince to give him a lap dance*
Vince: *starts dancing on Nikki*
Tommy: speaking of toes, Vince
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