Saving The Devil

14. Hey Alexa!

Now here I was in Britney's house and too say it was nice, was an understatement!

It was freaking great!

The only problem was her master bedroom, it was pink. From top to bottom, from bed to swing.

Wait. What?!

"YOU HAVE A SWING IN YOUR BEDROOM??!! Now I'm definately spending the night!" I chuckled.

"There's also one in my apartment" she looked over her shoulder "And yes, I've also got an apartment!"

I felt embarrassed that she knew that's what I was going to say next, so I just plastered a 'you got me' look on my face.

Britney just laughed and walked over to a door.

I wasn't sure what was behind it because instead of following her, I simply hopped over to the swing.

Though it was more like a chair. No, a bed. A very big ass bed slash chair slash swing. A very big, very pink, very furry chairbedswing!

"I wouldn't do that if I were you." Britney shouted from the mystery room.

"Why not?" but I got my answer.

As soon as I sat down the swing sunk a couple inches and the lights dimmed.

Welcome to Britney's

"You have an Alexa?!" I whispered.

"Hey Alexa." Britney called out from the room which to my surprise was freaking blue!

Is it that time Britney?

"Time for what?!" I was growing more curious and excited by the minute. "Britney!"

"Okay!!! Gosh! You're such a child!" she facepalm herself then switching to a sultry voice, Britney commanded Alexa.  "Alexa, let it play!"

As You Wish Britney!

And R-Kelly's voice surrounded the room!

nd I'll be waiting for you right there baby.
I'll be waiting there, Oh, like crazy .

Britney and I pitched in together 

I hope you're ready to go all day long I hope you're ready to go screaming on like
Olay Yoddle-lay Yoodle-whooo. Wanna hear you echo.
Echooooo!
(Echo - R. Kelly)

"I cannot believe you have a sex swing!" the songs continued as we entered another closed-door, this one -you guessed it- was another color.

But I'll let it slide, her decor was another conversation for another time.
I was done however being shocked.

This wasn't a walk-in closet, this was a closet room!

"It's nice isn't it? I got the idea from-"

"A Simple Favor" we both answered in sync. "I would recognize it anywhere but yours is definitely bigger."

And for those who haven't watched a simple favor, let me just say, Shame On You. Unless your not a movie fan, that's understandable. But still, wow!

"I knew there was a reason I liked you!"  I laughed.

See Dee, this is what you should be working towards.
     And again, I completely agreed with that pesky little voice.

"Now let's get down to business shall we?" Britney rubbed her hands together sitting on her mini sofa.
"Go pick a dress."

"I hope it's okay but I'd rather you pick one for me."

"That's all mama needed to hear baby!" she replied in a country accent and I regretted it as soon as words left my mouth.

As she advanced to the rows of dresses, she began moving her hips as Alexa started song number 2.

Climb on board, we'll go slow and high-tempo
Light and dark, hold me hard and mellow.
I'm seeing the pain, seeing the pleasure
Nobody but you, body but me, body but us, bodies together.
I love to hold you close tonight and always
I love to wake up next to you
(Pillow Talk - Zayn)