Unknown Number: WHERE THE HELL ARE YOU AMANDA
Sage: In my room. At home. Crying.
Unknown Number: ...You aren't Mandy.
Sage: No shit Sherlock.
Unknown Number: sorry to bother you.
Sage: It's fine. I get this shit all the time.
Unknown Number: No need to be rude about it.
Sage: I'm not a people person.
Unknown Number: I can tell.
Sage: Don't be rude.
Unknown Number: Look who's talking.
Sage: Touche. Can I get a name?
Unknown Number: Daria
Sage: Unique.
Unknown Number: Fuck off.
Sage: No can do. I'm Sage.
Unknown Number: Unique.
Sage: Not really-
Unknown Number: Shut the fuck up.
Sage: Don't tell me what to do.
Unknown Number: So how can I trust that you aren't a creepy old dude catfishing me?
Sage: You can't.
Unknown Number: Touche.
Sage: If you thought I was some random old guy, would you still be talking to me?
Unknown Number: Touche.
Sage: You sure do love that word.
Unknown Number: It sounds cool
Sage: I guess.
Unknown Number: I have to get to work. Talk to you later?
Sage: Talk to you later Daria.
Unknown Number: Right back at you Sage.
