Daria: Good morning
Sage: it's 3 am
Daria: I did not expect you to answer that quickly
Sage: I don't sleep very well..ever
Daria: rough
Sage: yeah
Sage: So who's the Amanda chick you were trying to reach?
Daria: My best friend
Sage: ohhhh, I thought she was your girlfriend or something
Sage: Sorry, rude of me to assume you're gay. Most of my friends are, so I'm used to making those kinds of jokes.
Daria: It's your lucky day, I am full homo 🏳🌈
Sage: Nice, I'll add you to the list.
Daria: Jesus.
Sage: so why are you up at 3 am?
Daria: Because I can be.
Sage: Fair enough.
Daria: Wanna play 10 questions?
Sage: *20
Daria: no, 10. It's the same as 20 questions, just for lazy people.
Sage: ohhhhhhhhh. perfect for me then. you start.
Daria: okay..how old are you?
Sage: 25
Daria: Nice, I'm 26.
Sage: Good for you, want a cookie?
Daria: Shut up. It's your turn.
Sage: What's your job?
Daria: I'm a wrestler
Sage: ?
Daria: WWE
Sage: Oh cool. I used to be a fan when I was in Junior high. What's your ring name?
Daria: I am known as Sonya DeVille.
Sage: Does the Amanda chick work there too?
Daria: Yeah, she's known as Mandy Rose
Sage: Hang on, i gotta google this shit
Daria: Alright
...
Sage: OH MY GOD-
Daria: ?
Sage: Mandy's entrance
Daria: Oh...yeah...
Sage: 🤣🤣
Daria: Her character is more sex appeal than anything
Sage: No shit Sherlock
Daria: yeah..
Sage: your turn
Daria: ?
Sage: 10 questions?
Daria: OH ok. Favorite band?
Sage: Shinedown.
Daria: They have some good music.
Sage: *fucking glorious
Daria: Whatever. Your turn
Sage: Favorite food?
Daria: DONUTS 🔥🔥🔥
Sage: Jesus
Daria: DONUTS 🔥🔥🔥
Sage: Ok...
Daria: yes. okay...what's your job?
Sage: Mcdonalds employee
Daria: ..seriously
Sage: no. I'm the gm at Starbucks.
Daria: not bad
Sage: two words. Free. coffee.
Daria: 🤣
Sage: I'm too lazy to finish this game, and it's 3;45 AM SO I'M GONNA GO TO SLEEP
Daria: have fun with your insomnia
Sage: Fuck you.
