Katy: SAGE OLIVER ANSWER MY GOD DAMN TEXTS
Sage: jesus katy what's wrong
Katy: for the past WEEK you haven't replied to me at all!
Sage: oops?
Katy: OOPS????? IS THAT ALL YOU HAVE??????
Sage: sorry
Katy: Sage, I've been your friend for years. We're in our twenties now. What's going on?
Sage: I've been talking with someone.
Katy: ???????
Sage: her name is Daria
Katy: Oh god, you have a girlfriend
Sage: NO I don't, we're just friends. She has a girlfriend either way.
Katy: Do you like her?
Sage: not like that
Katy: sure
Sage: I'm not lying to you Katrina.
Katy: ew don't call me that
Sage: Your full name?
Katy: Yeah. It's Katy.
Sage: It's technically Katrina, but okay.
Katy: shut the hell up. Tell me about this Daria girl
Sage: She likes donuts, she's gay, her best friend is named Amanda, she's a wrestler, and her girlfriend is named Arianna
Katy: Ok..how'd you meet her?
Sage: accidental text
Katy: how do you know she's not some creepy old guy
Sage: I googled her ring name and everything matches up
Katy: what's her ring name?
Sage: Sonya DeVille
Katy: I don't trust her. I'm going to do my own background check.
Sage: Have fun with that Katy.
Katy: tally ho
