Napoleon turned to his handsome counterpart. He sat down at his desk and looked up at the man.
"Tom, I just can't do this,"
"Napoleon, please. It would mean the world to me. My country would thrive!"
"I can't be sent home with the offer you've given me. I would be ridiculed."
Jefferson leaned across the desk so that his face was mere inches away from the other. Jefferson looked at Napoleon's lips with a desire dancing in his eyes. He got up from his seat and slowly walked around the desk to his business partner and casually seated himself on the desk, dangerously close to Napoleon.
"Maybe," Jefferson said to Napoleon, while stroking his thigh, "we can work out another way of payment,"
Napoleon jumped back in shock. "Thomas! What are you suggesting?"
"I think you know exactly what I'm suggesting." Thomas moved closer. Napoleon began to blush.
"T-this is completely unprofessional!" he said with a waver in his voice.
Thomas began to lightly lick and suck on the short man's fingers. In his best princess voice, he pleaded, "Please, Mr.Bonaparte?"
The short fellow was flabbergasted. Tom had always been a flirtatious man, but this was different. Napoleon was actually giving in this time. Bonaparte began to speak, but before he could even get a word out, Thomas lurched forward and kissed the red coated man, silencing him. Napoleon struggled at first, but Thomas felt so good. He couldn't help but give in.
"This is wrong..." he said, pulling away, his hands on Jefferson's chest.
"But Napoleon, if it feels so right, how can it possibly be wrong?" Thomas said with a grin crossing his face.
"I'm sorry Thomas, I can't do this." Napoleon said sheepishly. Jefferson was halted in his tracks. He felt a rush of anger through his body. He stormed out in a rage. As he headed for he door, he turned to face Napoleon.
"Write me when you've confronted your true feelings."
"Tommy!" Napoleon cried, hoping the president might linger, but Thomas slammed the door, leaving Napoleon with only his thoughts.hiiiii decided to take up this old fic again ik its a short first chapter but shhhhh also i don't know my history i'm literally just making up events as i go along so enjoy wahahaha
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Napoleon Bonaparte x Thomas Jefferson
Fanfictiondisclaimer: this is a joke. it's not meant to be taken seriously. gay fic abt tommy jefferson and the mighty midget, napoleon bonaparte.