Alena's POV:
S'up you crazy Jonaics? You guys can't fool little ol' me. I know that the only reason that you're reading this is because of my Daddy and Uncles, well and the fact that I'm a Jonas and I'm like THE cutest baby ever and I'm a Princess according to Daddy. Okay so Daddy is here to get me up for my busy day. "Uncle Nick is coming today!" Daddy said dressing me in my white onecie with purple hearts. "Don't tell Mommy but we're not visiting Mr. Tubby today." Daddy said chuckling and picking me up. We then went downstairs, Mommy was as usual in the kitchen making my bottle. "Morning baby girl." Mommy said getting me from Daddy smiling. "I love you my sweet baby girl!" Mommy said kissies my head. "And I love my sweet big baby girl!" Daddy said then kissed Mommy. Oh gosh here we go again. "Leslie is coming for us to start planing Ashley's Bachelorette Party." Mommy explained to Daddy while giving me my bottle. "Yea, okay. I know that Nick and her were coming over. So while you and her talk girl party, me and Nick will do guy things." Daddy said smiling. "Oh whatever Kevin." Mommy said with a smile. After I was done with my bottle straight to the car- oh wait no I'm going to a different place today, what's is this thing? "Have fun in your Playpen sweet girl!" Mommy said smiling while laying me down inside. Hmmmmm a Playpen sounds fun, oh look it's my horse that Uncle Joe and Aunt Ashley got me. I want that horse! I'm just looking at it right now thinking of how to get it. Okay what about this arms and hands things? Alright I got them swinging around here, I almost got it..... A little more...... YES! I GOT HIM BY THE EAR! "HONEY LOOK!" Mommy yelled at Daddy smiling then said. "Lena got the toy by herself!" They all was cheering. What's the big deal? I wanted the horse to gum on since I can't chew it yet, so I got it.
Soon that weird sound was coming from the door again, nominally when that happens someone is on the other side of it. I bet that it's my Uncle Nick and his Girlfriend Leslie! "Leslie! Nick! Hey!" Mommy said cheerfully. I was right! "Hey Kevin, Dani." I heard a guy's voice say who I'm guessing is my Uncle Nick. "Hi!" A lady said who I bet is that Leslie Chic. Soon I seen Uncle Nick coming towards my Playpen smiling and saying. "What's my beautiful Niece doing?" Aw nothing really, just gumming on this horse toy. "She's so adorable!" That girl Leslie said smiling and joining Uncle Nick. "Yes she is. She sugar us Jonas boys can make pretty babies." Uncle Nick said winking at that Leslie girl. Soon he was picking me up along with the white blanket that I was laying on. Heeeeey I busy down there Uncle Nick! Uncle Nick sat on our other couch and held me ever so carefully. I was looking right into his eyes and he was looking straight at me, I totally see why him and Uncle Joe are the ladies men they're cute. Yea that's right EAT YOUR HEARTS OUT GIRLS! Nick and Joe are MY Uncles! "Me and Auntie Leslie have something for you sweet, sweet Princess." Uncle Nick said smiling and pulling out a pink Teddy Bear with a pink ribbon around it's neck and "Baby Girl" written on the feet. Awesome! Thanks guys! Another toy to gum! "Really Nicholas? Aunt Leslie?" Leslie said smiling. "Well Alena needs to get use to that, cause sugar we will be married one day." Uncle Nick said getting up and kissed her. Yuck! Really? Hello Uncle Nick a month and a half baby in your arms! Like seriously does everybody in my family does this? "How about you go do your thing with Dani." Uncle Nick said rocking me. He rocked me so much that I lefted a smelly surprise for him, heeee heeee. "Alena baby doll you smell!" Uncle Nick said making faces. "Nick that's not nice." Leslie said giggling. She found a extra dipper on the couch and wipes in my special bag that Mommy and Daddy carries around with us. Soon I was all nice and clean thanks to um Aunt Leslie, I gave her a smile as a thank you. "NICK! DUDE COME UPSTAIRS!" Daddy called. "COMING!" Uncle Nick answered. He went upstairs to go meet Daddy, probably to go do that guy thing Daddy was talking about earlier. I was left downstairs in the care of Aunt Leslie and of course Mommy.
"So Leslie, any ideas for the Bachelorette Party?" Mommy asked coming into the front room with a wonderful surprise for me, MY BOTTLE! About time to because I was about to cry of hunger. "Well I was thinking that we could get some strippers!" Aunt Leslie said with a grin with sitting me in my carseat and propping up my bottle with my blanket. "Well that's a idea!" Mommy said giggling adding. "How about getting her favorite Celebrity to do it!" "Joe? But he can't be there. Plus he'll be at his Bachelor Party." Aunt Leslie asked. Boy did she seam confused! Don't worry Aunt Leslie because will I don't understand a thing that you girls are talking about. So this little Princess is just going to keep drinking my milk and sitting here. "No of course not Joe! No! We could get a few of her favorite Celebrities, like Alex Pettyfer, Channing Tatum and Taylor Lautner." Mommy explained. Man Aunt Ashley sure do like a lot of Celebrities. I wonder if Uncle Joe knows about this or how his feels if he does? "Great idea! Oh wait! Won't they be at Joe's Bachelor Party? They are best friends you know." Aunt Leslie mentioned. Wait! Aunt Ashley likes Uncle Joe's best friends? Woah. "True. I GOT A IDEA!" Mommy yelled then added. "How about they come just long enough to perform then they can return to Joe's so called party." "Good idea! They wouldn't be missing much anyways." Aunt Leslie said. "Yea because all the guy's party will most likely consist of is getting drunk and strippers of their own, oh and we can't forget "Guy Talk" where they talk about us." Mommy said giggling and rolling her eyes. They talked more about cakes, food and something about shirts that said "Bride, Bridesmaids and Maid Of Honor" written on them, all for that Bachelorette Party for Aunt Ashley. I am getting tired of all of this talking about stuff I just don't understand. Since I finished my bottle and got patted on my back; I'm gona take a nap now. Talk whenever peeps! Alena out! Peace!
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Leslie thanks for the suggestions for the beginning!
