Laughs and Random Stuff

Best Dad Ever

Daughter: I am about to stab one of my co workers eyes out with a rusty fork.
Daughter: oh crap, hi dad
Dad: Don't forget to wear gloves even though the fork is rusty.
Daughter: Really dad, don't you want to know about what happened?
Dad: The less I know the less I can tell in court.

I felt like this last week with a pier. I'm just so happy it's the weekend.