One-Shots

The fall

It's been too long but I'm glad to be back, this takes place in New York, but there's mentioning of Gotham and Bat-Man, and other DC stuff, it's kind of a unofficial cross over between Marvel and DC, enjoy
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Peter was on a mission with Tony and Steve (Tony and Steve aren't together), fighting some robots.
When Peter was fighting one of the robots, robot (let's call him D2F2, cause star wars ripoffs) punched Peter in the face breaking his nose, there was blood everywhere, and did I mention they were on top of a three story building, Peter fell backwards on his back, but he was a good 10 meters from the edge, Tony asked Peter is he alright, to which Peter said yes,but he wasn't, he was in pain (damn I like torturing my characters, I don't know why).
D2F2(because star wars rip-offs) picked Peter up, and went to throw him off the building, when out of nowhere, Jack Dark/ Owl-Man broke the robot in half and saved Peter

JD(Jack Dark): Are you alright?

Peter:Y-yes, thank you.

JD: Good, be careful.

Tony: Who the fuck are you, bird man?

Steve: Language! But yes, who are you?

JD: I can't tell you who I am, but I can tell you what to call me.

Tony: Than what can we call you, Bat-Man ripoff?

JD: Haha, vey funny, Coca-Cola can. Call me Owl-Man.

Tony: *cough* Bat-Man ripoff *cough*

JD: Zip it, tuna can.

Tony: Did he just tell me to zip it? My God, who the fuck do you think you are?

JD: I told you who I am, I'm Owl-Man.

Tony: Sure Bird-Man, what are you doing here, I've never heard of you

JD: I'm not from New York I'm from Gotham, that's probably why you never heard of me

Tony: Yeah because you're not from here, not because you're a crappy offbrand of Bat-Man.

Steve: Tony, cut it out, we don't want to piss this guy off, I heard of him, he's tough.

JD: Thank you, Captain Puerto Rico, at least someone is being nice

Peter: I was nice too!

Steve: I'm sorry, Captain Puerto Rico?
JD: Yeah you look like a flag of Puerto Rico, one star, stripes going down, Google "flag of Puerto Rico", and than look at your suit, they look the same.

Steve: I'm Captain America, thank you very much.

JD: Sorry, your suit just looks like it, why don't you have 50 stars in stead of 1, you'd look like America's flag that way

Steve: Yeah, thanks for the advice.

Tony: So what are you doing here?

JD: I'm following a villain, and I followed him to here

Tony: And what's your villain's name?

JD: Joker, he's dangerous, I've worked with Bat-Man, but we couldn't stop him, that's how dangerous he is.

Tony: Alright and you need us to help you?

JD: I don't, who said that?

Tony: I'm pretty sure you did

JD: I'm pretty sure I didn't, but now when you're offering your help, I could use another pair of hands

Tony: Sure, we'll help you.

JD: Good, now let's take your son to the hospital.

Tony: He's not my son, he's just my, uhh, my partner

Peter: Yeah I'm not his son, now let's go to that hospital, I can't feel my nose anymore.

JD:Yeah you can't feel it because it fell off.

Peter: What? My nose fell off?

JD: *trying really hard not to burst out laughing*

Peter: My nose didn't fall off, why did you lie to me?

JD: *laughing* This kid's great, where'd you find him?

Tony: Listen to the kid, let's get him to hospital.

JD: Oh yeah, his nose, let's go

Tony: You're not really smart, are you

JD: You have no idea

Steve: *helping Peter get up* Let's go Queens, it's gonna be a long day.

Peter: Thanks, Mr. Captain Steve.

Steve: No problem, kid. Tony! Let's go!

Tony: I'm coming! You going with us? I mean you saved him?

JD: Yeah I'll go

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You wanna k ow what happens next? Just tell me to make the part two on instagram and I'll make it, I hope you enjoyed it, if you didn't, that's too bad, I had fun writing it, follow me on instagram _owl.man_ if you want, if not that's cool, if you have any question HMU on instagram, I'll talk to you later. Also, follow my partner in crime.. I mean writing Alix, her username on instagram is Alix.168