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uno || yangjun??

usernames
taeyong : im babie
jungwoo: sushi's snoopy 🐶
johnny: a young hoe
ten: stripper bab
yangyang: yang is a 🐍🖕
hendery: henry
xiaojun: brows for dayz
lucas: snoopy's sushi 🍣
jaehyun: stan exid wtf
mark: long ass ride
kun: mama bear™
winwin: ouinouin
renjun: jun is an even bigger 🐍
chenle: cheese
jaemin: hormonal teen
jeno: 💪muscles
doyoung: literally satan 👹🔪
jisung: baby chick 🐣💜
taeil: tail
yuta: hentaifordayzz
haechan: onii-chan!!

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< mama bear™, hormonal teen, he... >

mama bear™ has added hormonal teen, hentaifordayzz, and 2 others

mama bear™ has renamed the chat "keeping up with the crackheads"

onii-chan!!
the f uck

hentaifordayzz
what the hell is this??

mama bear™
A groupchat for my friends in and out of school to meet! :)

baby chick 🐣💜
woah hyung you have friends other than the five of us?? o-o

mama bear™
What the hell is that supposed to mean?

baby chick 🐣💜
uh-

jun is an even bigger 🐍
hyung can i invite a friend or two to the gc? they're in our school, idk if you know them tho.

mama bear™
Sure Junnie! ^^

jun is an even bigger 🐍 has added yang is a 🐍🖕, ouinouin, and 6 others.

yang is a 🐍🖕
HELLO HOES BITCHES AND SLUTS 🤡

jun is an even bigger 🐍
stfu u spoon

yang is a 🐍🖕
if im a spoon then ur the soup

jun is an even bigger 🐍
how the fuck does that even work

yang is a 🐍🖕
because i stick it in you 😳👊

baby chick 🐣💜
I'M LITERALLY A FETUS STOP

jun is an even bigger 🐍
oh
OH-
YANGYANG WHAT THE FUCNDHEJDV
I HABENT EVEN COME OUT TO KUN HYUF HOR DAEE U

mama bear™
Oh honey I already knew. I knew it the moment I went to tell you goodnight and heard those unholy noises coming from your room last week.

jun is an even bigger 🐍
whAt
hOW-
WHY
DIDN'T U SAY SMTH I LITERALLY JUST ALMOST HAD A PANIC ATTACK FUCK U

mama bear™
Is that any way to talk to your mother, you little shit?

jun is an even bigger 🐍
sorry mama-

yang is a 🐍🖕
n knee gays babe i'm adding the rest of the squad

jun is an even bigger 🐍
aight beT

yang is a 🐍🖕
bET

jun is an even bigger 🐍
BET, U BEAUTIFUL FUCKIN HUMAN

yang is a 🐍🖕
BET, U FUCKIN PERFECT LIL ANGEL

jun is an even bigger 🐍
fUCK I LOVE U

yang is a 🐍🖕
FUCK I LOVE U TOO

hormonal teen
damn, y'all fuckin aggressive

yang is a 🐍🖕
and we're even more so in bed 👉😎👉

hormonal teen
I DIDN'T NEED TO SEE THAT WHAT THE F U CK

baby chick 🐣💜
AGAIN, I'M LITERALLY 15 PHMYGOD
frick u nasties >:(

baby chick 🐣💜 changed yang is a 🐍🖕 name to junnie's fucko 🍆

baby chick 🐣💜 changed jun is an even bigger 🐍 to yangies fucko 🍑

junnie's fucko 🍆
wow okay

yangies fucko 🍑
i did not expect him to change our names to that-

junnie's fucko 🍆
but you can't deny that it's accurate-

yangies fucko 🍑
true, true. now get the hell over here. i want my ass ate.

hormonal teen
WE DIDN'T NEED TO KNOW THAT U SICK FUCKS 🔫😡