aw heck || nct

dos || chEESE

usernames
taeyong : im babie
jungwoo: sushi's snoopy 🐶
johnny: a young hoe
ten: stripper bab
yangyang: junnie's fucko 🍆
hendery: henry
xiaojun: brows for dayz
lucas: snoopy's sushi 🍣
jaehyun: stan exid wtf
mark: long ass ride
kun: mama bear™
winwin: ouinouin
renjun: yangies fucko 🍑
chenle: cheese
jaemin: hormonal teen
jeno: 💪muscles
doyoung: literally satan 👹🔪
jisung: baby chick 🐣💜
taeil: tail
yuta: hentaifordayzz
haechan: onii-chan!!

< keeping up with the crackheads >

mama bear™
Okay whoever didn't fuckin talk, speak up before i eat your ass
Wait fuCk
bEAT*

tail
sorry to break it to u, but i have a boyfriend i love v much. 💀

mama bear™
I MEANT BEAT PL EA SE

onii-chan!!
hyung i consider u my mom, so that's incest and not something i'd like to be involved in.

baby chick 🐣💜
^^

hentaifordayzz
^^

💪muscles
idk u but ^^

cheese
i just woke up, what's happening?
（￣～￣;）

yangies fucko 🍑
EVERYBODY THE INNOCENT BABIE HAS AWOKEN NOBODY SAY ANYTHING INAPPROPRIATE OR SWEAR OR I'LL SMACK YOU IN THE NO NO ZONE 😡🔪

junnie's fucko 🍆
🕳️🏃💨

yangies fucko 🍑
i'm-
okay. 💀👍

cheese
junnie that isn't very nice..
ヾ(´･ ･💧｀｡)ノ
and what does "yangies fucko" mean, injunnie? is it one of those memes you're always talking about?
and that peach emoji makes me want peaches now ó-ò

stripper bab
ohmygOd you're such a baby can i adOPT PleaSe
lIke idEk u AnD iM bUstInG maJor uWuS 😫💞💗💖💝💙❤️💗💕💘💛💚💜

cheese
hehe you'd have to ask injunnie and yangie! they already "claimed" me and had me move into their shared dorm with kun and nana-hyungie ~ <(⇀‸↼‶)>

stripper bab
darn.. guess i'm stealing "injunnie" and "yangie"'s child now,,
no idea who y'all are but your child has been snatched.

yangies fucko 🍑
okay first off, chenle is my fucking b a b y. second off, try stealing him and i'll eat ur toeS

stripper bab
ugh yes m unch my toes oppa 😍

junnie's fucko 🍆
the only thing anybody's munchin is me munching on renjun's dic-

hormonal teen
finish that sentence with chenle awake, i fuckin dare you.

cheese
nana that's a bad word (ó㉨ò)ﾉ

hormonal teen
sorry leleee, i meant *frickin

cheese
(•ᴗ•)❤

ouinouin
i wake up to y'all bein crackheads and a weird ass chatroom i'm-

a young hoe
IT'S THE PRINCE OF CHINA FUCKIN BOW DOWN-

stan exid wtf
AYEE

long ass ride
AYEEEEE

stan exid wtf
AYEEEEEEEEE

long ass ride
AYEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
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im babie
look at what you dumb fucks have done
you killed the chat. i'm disappointed
2:56 am.

im babie
goddamnit.
2:57 am.

——💞——

literally satan 👹🔪
why was i invited?? 👁️❓

yangies fucko 🍑
becuz

literally satan 👹🔪
bECUZ whaT

junnie's fucko 🍆
fUCKIN BECAUSE

literally satan 👹🔪
BECAUSE FUCKIN WHAT, U HORNY BITCHSTICKS 👺

junnie's fucko 🍆
horny-

yangies fucko 🍑
bitchsticks-

junnie's fucko 🍆
i mean that mf ain't wrong lmao

yangies fucko 🍑
tru tru

snoopy's sushi 🍣
hAS ANYBODY ELSE SEEN BNHA SEASON FOUR YET KFBEJEBE

BECAUSE IF YOU HAVE I'M BEGGING U DON'T SPOIL !!

onii-chan!!

well deku and todoroki-

snoopy's sushi 🍣
nO

onii-chan!!
d did u just
fuckin interrupt my text?

snoopy's sushi 🍣
yet 😎

onii-chan!!

yet

long ass ride

yet

hentaifordayzz
yet

junnie's fucko 🍆
yet

yangies fucko 🍑
y

et

cheese
yet

hormonal teen

yet

💪muscles
yet

stripper bab
yet

henry
yet

brows for dayz
yet

sushi's snoopy 🐶
yet

im babie
yet

stan exid wtf
yet

mama bear™
yet

literally satan 👹🔪
yet

baby chick 🐣💜
yet

tail
yet

ouinouin
yet

a young hoe
mf said yEt 😂👊
dumb bitcH

im babie
goddamnit johnathan

a young hoe
my name isn't even-
nevermind.