"be the louis to my vuitton"//peppa+kermit

"ONE"

it's monday, 10 am. kermit painfully wakes up with a hangover after last night's rave with his squad. sitting on his bed, he contemplates whether he should go to high school at all or just sleep all day. with the bubbly thought of seeing his crush at school, he decides to go, so he quickly gets out of bed and goes to his huge closet.

he takes out a red supreme t-shirt and brings it to his nose to smell it. hm, but i wore this 5 times last week, he contemplates. will do.

he puts the shirt on and drowns himself in str8 deodorant to cover the odor of the shirt. he wears some random jeans (since nobody really cares what brand jeans are) and finishes his outfit with some red jordan one's to match his shirt.

kermit looks in the mirror one last time before leaving for school, of course, to calculate the overall price of his outfit. he can never leave his home without doing so.

ready to go, kermit brushes his green hair off his forehead in his usual matter, puts his airpods in and plays "highest in the room" by travis scott. he doesn't really like the song, but since his idol sings it, he doesn't mind.

the black über select leaves kermit in front of the school just in time for lunch break. brushing his hair one last time with his hands, he enters the cafeteria and searches for his friends.

"yo, elmo, where's the gang?" he asks his red-headed friend as soon as he sees his louis vuitton shirt.

"idk bro, last night was wild! they be prolly sleeping. i thought you'd be doing the same, but here you are."

kermit can't tell elmo the real reason he's as school, since having a "crush" is so embarrasing. however...

"ah, i see, you here to see peppa, right?" elmo guesses, making kermit's olive skin turn slightly pink around his cheeks.

"what? no bruh, you still be tripping from last night bro."

the red haired smirks. "come on man, i saw the way you looked at her gucci shirt yesterday. she's got style, ya know."

kermit rolls his eyes and leaves his friend to find somewhere to sit. many people say hi to him as he walks through the cafeteria, but he's used to this.

suddenly, he sees her. she's sitting as her usual table with the loser-wanna-be-hypebeast friends, drinking some boba. her bright pink hair falls against her new gucci t-shirt, reaching her gucci belt. she's wearing some limited edition nike air max 97's, kermit's favourite model. he wonders once again how she can afford such expensive outfits, but she only eats at cheap fast foods.

peppa's beauty mesmerizes kermit. an airpod falls from his ear, next to her table. both of them reach for it, and for a split second, peppa's soft, pale pink hand touches kermit's.

"oh, my bad," the green haired says. "cool tee."

peppa looks very suprised to get a compliment from the popular kermit. "wow, thanks, yours is cool too!"

kermit can hear peppa's friends whispering to each other. "oh my god, she's talking to the kermit frogson!"

"mind if i sit with y'all? my friends are all at home, hungover from last night."

"sure, the seat next to peppa is free today!" peppa's friend, porky, says.

kermit is secretly disgusted to sit with all of those losers at the table, but at least he can sit next to peppa. he decides to make a move.

"so, peppa, i didn't see you at piggy's party last night."

"yeah, well, house parties aren't really my thing," the pink haired says, making her friends glare at her. "um yeah, actually, i prefer going to clubs."

kermit's heart just skipped a beat. could this girl be more perfect?

"cool, then you're coming to the halloween event at my dad's club, right? i can get you an adult ticket so you can really enjoy the party." it's kermit dream to get drunk with peppa. he's never seen her drunk, since she never comes to parties.

"uh, yeah! i'm totally coming! i-"

"it's gucci. gimme your number so i can text you the details."

peppa tells kermit her digits and he's already jumping up and down on the inside. not only is peppa coming to his club, she also just gave him his number. kermit tries his best to hide his excitement under a bored pokerface.

"cool then, see ya there," he gets up and leaves, leaving everyone at the table with their jaws dropped.

he's so gonna get it on with peppa at the party.