Trials of DND fan-fiction [Jebs x reader] Exclusive Edition

The Juice

"NARRATIVE REALITY RECALIBRATION COMPLETED"

Okay, so, now we just have to skip to the juicy part.

Right, since the juicy stuff is the main meat in this kind of thing, if the juice works, we win, nothing else matters.

The cabin is filled with people, you can't remember how you get here, everyone else is dancing, drinking, and puking all over the place, oddly enough, you feel slightly more comfortable around them here.

Abi down a full bottle of dumb bitch juice, then shatter the bottle on the counter. The other cats come and lick up the spilled liquid. Abi them left presumably to shank someone with her broken bottle.

Mike's singing karaoke in the other room, his tentacles wrapped around a thousand microphones, his maddening sound that could awaken the nuclear god Azathot himself drowned by the fact that he's singing something by Katy Perry.

What?

Shhh, don't worry, it doesn't need to be in character, no one cares about the background guys anyway.

Beandip found a relatively empty trash can to sleep in, her head poking out of the top, her face of pure relaxation is the cutest thing you've ever seen, you can't help but stare like an idiot.

"Hello, Friend." A voice suddenly calls out from behind you.

You turn around, it's Jebs. Smiling only a few feet away from you, seeing him close up is such a surreal experience. His yellow teeth, unwashed hair, old shirt that smells like world war 2. He's absolutely beautiful.

"I uhh, I just want to ask what time it is in Thailand." He said.

Sweats drifts down your face, your mouth answer by muscle memory before you could think.

"Invalid timezone. Say -ft map to view a map of available timezones." You blurted out, and regret it immediately.

Jebs tries snaps his finger in front of your eyes, but failed to do so because he can't actually snaps.

He then opted to talking to you instead, his breath smells unholy "Yo, you okay? Friend? It's midnight h-"
"America/Creston: 11:00 pm
America/Los_Angeles: 11:00 pm
America/Phoenix: 11:00 pm
America/Vancouver: 11:00 pm
America/Chicago: 1:00 am
America/New_York: 2:00 am" You blurted our yet again, you then cursed at yourself, you don't understand why you're so nervous.

"Uhhh, those were all American times." Jebs chuckled nervously.

"Uh...um...uhhh....I.....uhh..." You struggle to speak, you have to idea what to say, you feel like you're going to have a heart attack.

"You know what, it's fine, the sounds around here are quite distracting, everyone's partying hard. How about we get out of here? My room's empty and quiet." Jebs said, smiling and winking.

"Y...yes" you replied quietly, with a sigh of relief.

Now that's what I'm talking about.

Hell yeah, that's some juicy shit.

Wait, did that say "awaken Azathot"?

Oh shit.

To be Conclude In Chapter 4
"The Destruction of The Universe"