After Danny had fucked fat yoshi to the point where yoshi died. Danny was stuck raising the baby his magnum dong had pushed out of the womb 9 months early
Baby shrek was a baby because baby
He was small but was also dummy thicc and very green
He looked like a little green fleshlight
Disaster struck as Danny had to go back and film more its always sunny In Philadelphia and had to get into character
So Danny did what Frank Reynolds would
7 bags of cocaine
Multiple heroin shots
And a lot of ketamine
Shrek had to live in a strip cl-
I mean orphanage where the other mentally retarded kids made fun of the week old fleshlight
Even though the kids did nothing but the floss dance where you jump off a cliff and die
(At least that's what the author wants it to be)
Shreks carer was a young Arnold Schwarzenegger.
Surprisingly he took good care of shrek and abused the others with an over sized semen shooting auto dildo
Even today shrek still has flashbacks of kids either moaning "more daddy" or "ewwwww what is this white stuff"
Another member of staff there was
Ricky Gervais
Despite being an amazing actor and having an amazing laugh
The tubbiest kid would always call him a pedo
One day he snapped and Ricky shouted
"OI I'M NOT A PEDO. AND IF I WERE YOU'D BE SAFE YOU FAT GINGER CUNT"
Later that day the kid overdosed on the horny drugs and fucked a raccoon In public
He was detained and executed by PETA
We also had Bradley Walsh who would do nothing but sing acapella even though he was only one person and sounded like an English Michael Bublé which isn't an insult because Micheal has a beautiful voice
He could make your mom kiss your aunt
And finally we have
Chunky Kong
He's dead
Shrek grew up around his protector Arnold Schwarzenegger
His taste in music from Bradley Walsh
And the corpse of chunky kong
This was his life in the orphanage
TO BE CONTINUED.....
