Shrek was 15 and was in secondary school. He always sat at the back and when people got close he would whisper "get the fuck outta my swamp before I shove my dick so far up your ass that your bloody rectum explodes" they always back off
Shrek actually goes to church believe it or not and they believe in the god swamp..... what? Swamp isn't an ok name? I don't care I'm writing at 2:14 am
Any back to the story
Swamp is the god of personal space
But not the god of law
And shrek hasn't a clue of the definition of law soooooo yeah
One day the entire classes teamed up on shrek and eventually shrek snapped. He pulled his onion canon out and like his father before him started blasting he killed and fucked the whole school.
No one escaped what so ever
Shrek went on to win the lottery and became very rich
Until "he" came back
Yes Danny Devito. Shrek's father has returned and claimed all of his sons wealth as he was only 16
He then left again and shrek went homeless
TO BE CONTINUED...
