shreks origins

the first shrekual incounter

Shrek was now 8 years old and is in primary school
He was bullied by those who dont see sexiness
And called a ****** by the racist colour blind kid
No matter what
Arnold Schwarzenegger was always around him to protect him
But enough of that
It was the end of the school year and shreks teacher Mr. Uncreative told him to have a Shrektastic time
Shrek's eyes lit up
This what it this was his prince charming so shrek decided that
He'd fulfill his destiny and create and offspring
But as Shrek tried stuffing his onions into the rectum of mr.uncreative It was no use
And then out of nowhere a fairy God mother appeared and out a curse on shrek making him unable to fuck anything ever again
Suddenly Obama showed up and used his stand toe taster to kill the fairy god mother and restore shreks foreskin
Obama then shoved his whole foot down mr uncreatives throat killing him
His child whomev'st sat at the back of the class making Pentagons out of pencils and purposely mis pronounce Latin to summon Elmo the almighty demon of all that is unholy. Just left the chat
Shrek thanked Obama and went home to jerk off to some onion hentai
TO BE CONTINUED...