Love is in the closet (I mean air)

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Pillsbury loves his wife. Pillsbury adores his wife. He'd do anything for her. Feeling as if he was losing her to the recruits, he makes a fancy dinner of pancakes and cups of syrup for them. a date for his beautiful wife after her long day of working. 

The door opens and Jemima walks in carrying two gallons of syrup. "I've made dinner for us."

"Can't working."

Pillsbury lets out a small cry and begs his wife to stay and have dinner with him. 

"It's not me, it's you." Jemima responds to his tears of sadness and begging. 

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Working, working, working. Jemima thinks to herself as she watches from the closet as her Maria plays games. Earlier, Jemima heard Maria laughing at things said in a "group chat." As maria is playing, Jemima walks over to her phone and opens the chat. Eight people, two already have been recruited six left. 

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