it was sniff day so rohan walked down the streets to find his coochie then saw coochie eating chEEse with youcuckoo
"HEy cOoChiE kUn CaN I SnIff YoU?"
"But im not gaj"
"Swiggity swooty im coming 4 dat coochie booty" youcuckoo was big angri she used love deluxe to send rohan flying to space
Rohan crashed into kars mmmm
And at there he saw the almighty dio sama "hoho I see ur a man of slut culture as well"
Rohan stared at the almighty dio sama
"YES DADDY UR THE GOD TO MY HEAVENS DOOR"
Dio kicked rohan to hell. At there he met a guy with hand fetish "who tf r u ew gross" "I'm glad you asked. My name is Yoshikage Kira. I'm 33 years old. My house is in the northeast section of Morioh, where all the villas are, and I am not married. I work as an employee for the Kame Yu department stores, and I get home every day by 8 PM at the latest. I don't smoke, but I occasionally drink. I'm in bed by 11 PM, and make sure I get eight hours of sleep, no matter what. After having a glass of warm milk and doing about twenty minutes of stretches before going to bed, I usually have no problems sleeping until morning. Just like a baby, I wake up without any fatigue or stress in the morning. I was told there were no issues at my last check-up. I'm trying to explain that I'm a person who wishes to live a very quiet life. I take care not to trouble myself with any enemies, like winning and losing, that would cause me to lose sleep at night. That is how I deal with society, and I know that is what brings me happiness. Although, if I were to fight I wouldn't lose to anyone."
Rohan woke up from his dream.
"It was all a damn dream" rohan saw josugay succing his d-
(to be continued)
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Randomim running out of ideas spoilers warning too btw and ive read up till part 6 so i only know a little bit of info about part 7 and 8 like steels ball and 4 balls slow updates because im lazy 👁👃👁 started: 21/10/2019 end: when diavolo dies lol i fee...
