The Crackhouse Movie

It was a rainy day on the moon. As the rain was slashing over everyone, chad was giving birth.
C: AHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!
O: KEEP PUSHING! I WANT TO SEE MY LITTLE CHOLLY!!!
R: YOU BETRAYED ME MY LOVE
C: I'M SORRY RHYS IT WAS A ONE TIME THING!
D: THAT ONE TIME THING GOT YOU PREGNANT!!!
C: AHHHHHHHH
O: ITS ALMOST OUT!!!
Pop
C: me sleep now cuz that was....just no ...
O: omg my little- cholly....
C: oof

Meanwhile, on earth (i think)

G: master lily, how will i become the greatest jedi of them all?
L: to be to be be to to be beeeee to to to to be be be buzzy bee to to to be to be to be to be
G: i dont think i understand master...
L: well you arnt very smart are you not smarty pants
G: what should i do?
Master lily waked over to a mule, laughing at herself. 'not smarty pants HAHAHA i-i cant breath....HAHAHA'
G: master you have a strange laugh.
L: OH REALLY? IN THAT CASE I MIGHT SHOVE AN EEL DOWN YOUR THROAT WHILST SINGING LADY GAGA SONGS! WHO WOULD BE LAUGHING THEN?
G: ......
L: EXACLY - dick head
G: .....
L: anyway, see this mule? I want you to to suck out all the bogeys from up his nose.
G: what? No!
L: i guess you dont want to be batmans maid then....
G: i dont...i want to be a jedi...
L: really? Well....you have to do that to prove your worthy?
G: was that a question
L: no?

O: awww! Look at the little babi!
C: wow! It looks like a baby!
O: yar
R: it looks ugly.
C: dont be jealous...you can get me pregnant if you want?
R: .....no....
C: suit yourself!
Rhys left the hospital (which was on mars fyi) and started crying.
R: HOW?! THEY COULDN'T HAD A THREESOME COULD THEY?!

A: OO EE AH AH AH
K: TING TANG WALLA WALLA BING BANG - now get over here!
A: DONT RAPE ME
K: ooooooo!!! Hello!!!
A: WAAAAAAAHHHHHHH

G: Master lily, what should i do now to prove my worth to become a jedi master
L: get me a double whopper from burger king with NO KETCHUP OR MAYO
G: ....I could climb a mountain, or swing from vines to reach the highest tree in a jungle....
L: yeah but is any of that gonna fill me up? No. Im hungry. Get my burger.
G: but the queues long!!!
L: thats your problem
G: ugh

Rhys had been crying to himself for 5 hours when he decided to make a plan. He was going to kidnap the baby.
C: cholly....say penis....pee....nus... penis!
Ch: ........screw you pops i want some boobie milk
C: just like his mom!
O: ........
Ch: shut up and feed me you useless twat
C: awww!!! He said he likes sheeps!
Kr: retard

K: swiggety swooty imma comin for dat booty!!
A: KEEP AWAY!!!
K: Ooooo tea!!!!
A: AHHHH
K: Ahhh!!!!!
Krystel attempted to jump onto amber, but failed and face planted the floor.
A: ......krys?
K: OH HELLO SWEETIE!!!
A: NO
K: YES
A: NO
K: YES
A: NO
K: YES
A: NO
K: YES
A: NO
K: YE-

Rhys had snuck into the room the baby was kept and stuffed the baby into his jumper.
Ch: what the bloody hell is going on
R: shhhh.....
Ch: you tell me to shush and ill shove my mini wrist down your throat.
R: is someone sleepy? Settle down shh....
Ch: screw you byatch, I'm going to sleep - NOT BECAUSE YOU TOLD ME TO THOUGH

L: hey infinity chin
G: what...
L: your small
G: i know....
L: and ugly
G: thanks..
L: you look like a horse that stubbed its toe
G: horses dont have toes
L: well this is some mutated horse creature. Dont be so judgemental grace.
G: ......
L: you got my burger yet?
G: NO
L: ALRIGHT
G: ffs....
L: such an arse hole
G: why you being mean to me
L: this is one of the stages of your training, insults can block your path of whatever your doing, so i am preparing you
G: oh....thank you master
L: oh yeah and I'm hangry
G: of course you are

Ch: HEY FATHER, THIS DICKHEADS TRYING TO KIDNAP ME
R: SHUT UP
Ch: YOU BLOODY WHAT MATE
R: SH! I'm taking you to a chocolate factory!
Ch: a what? Im not five.....wait im not even one.....well i still dont want to go!