scrapbook.

THE FUCK.

"sO," heejun said, unnecessarily
loud, his fucking huge pretzel
in one hand and lyrics in the other,
"when should we rEcord?"

chilhyun glared at him, genuinely
pissed and ready to fight both
heejun and the huge ass pretzel,
"hyung, we were literally supposed
to start recording hours ago but
then you insisted we got fucking
pretzels so i dON'T KNOW YOU
TELL ME."

heejun sulked and slouched back
into his seat, taking a weirdly aggressive bite out of the snack, before standing up and stretching nonchalantly, "ayy, it's fineeee, we can just start tomorr—"

"iT'S FUCKING 5AM!" chilhyun stood up abruptly, bouta beat the sHIt outta heejun, taking a step towards him with his fist raised.

"hYUNG PLEASE DON'T KILL HIM," jaewon stepped in, standing between the two so that nobody died, for today at least, "heejun hyung is being a complete ass right now, but even if you did kill him there's nowhere to hide his corpse right now and we can't have you being caught."

"????????"

"thank you???" heejun said, genuinely questioning what the fuck jaewon just said, along with the other members who literally hadn't given a shit til now.

"you're not welcome, but indeed."

"jaewon that literally makes no sense," tony slid in to the conversation, unable to process what the actual fuck was going right now.
even woohyuk who was tryna be chill with his pretzel was mega concerned.

jaewon just smiled like the mega smol baby he is, innocent as fuck and probably having no clue what he just said.

"aITe then," heejun spoke again, but like this time i'm pretty sure all the members except bby jaewon wanted to punch him, "we should get more pretzels cause holy shit these are so nice."

,,,,,,

"i'm going to fucking kill yOU —"
"cHILHYUN NOOOOO —"
"FUCK NOT THE FACE BRO —"
"AHN CHILHYUNNNNNNNN —"
"OWW —"

anyways,, that's why heejun
had to partially sit out for
i yah promotions,,
😔😔😔

it's fucking 3am
tf am i writing,,

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