Me and bready have been married for 13 hours now and we decided it was time to try something new "BREASTBIN¿&?" i whispered he slithered along the hardwood floor "что вы хотите, вы привыкание шлака" he screamed "wanna smash you fuckwit?" "DONT USE THAT LANGUAGE SMEG HEAD ITS HECKWIT TO YOU" He said while beginning to do the worm. I watched in awe for 30.425.09.00000 seconds before making my way to the pay phone across town I rang up my smecksee lad Gordank ramsle then swagged my way back home to lé Breadbin when I got back I was exhausted "STay hYdrAtED" Gorballs and Breadbin yelled whilst lobbing two industrial size water bottles at me, I absorbed their liquid then threw it back in the good 'ol Dani Cohn fashion. We all made our way to the bedroom and had one hecc of a time ;) *winks suggestively and wiggle woggles EYEBROWS*
Translation "what do you want you addictive slag"
It's five am I'm not okay
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