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Admund the Great

This was written with someone else, I don't know if she has wattpad.

'YAAAAAAHHHHHHHHH!' A piercing shriek came from the depths of the humid, swelteringly hot rainforest. The famous adventurer Admund the Great (as he insisted on calling himself) stomped through the sweating forest, between the trees and vines, his frustration worsening to complete his important quest. It wasn't the first time for him to feel this way. The previous quests he had received in the past had all ended with failure. But this time, everything was different. This time, he was on the most important quest EVER for humanity, a search for the most suitable place EVER to grow mutant strawberries which eat portable fans to save mankind, a quest he had begged the Elders for weeks for after the end of his last quest. He looked around trying to seek the source of the shrieks, his hand grasping tightly onto the bag of strawberry seeds he picked up from Vandax (a local grocery store in case you don't know) before the journey.

The mutant strawberries were mankind's only hope, as they were the only living thing able to survive the plague that had swept through the land like a tsunami, and killed all the plants and rendered the land barren. Mutant strawberries were able to eat away the plague, which came from portable fans with unusual powers that appeared to be a mystery for all mankind. Admund was supposed to plant them and feed them portable fans and start the destruction of the deadly plague.

Mundie the Less Great (as Admund sort of named him after himself), who was his mutant sidekick since he had started on his first quest, screeched at the shriek and clung onto the adventurer's soaked hair even tighter with its sharp curved claws. Admund tried not to wince at the sharp nails caused as he looked up. The shriek came again, this time farther away. Curious, Admund hacked through the undergrowth in search of the mysterious sound. But apparently, he had never heard of the saying 'CURIOSITY KILLED THE PENGUIN'.

The shrieks led Admund to a small clearing where dappled shadows danced. Feeling that this might be a good place for the 3 mutant berries, he knelt down and started digging around. He made such a big racket he never heard the rustling leaves and wheezing breath sounding behind him. Just as his Mundie screeched, the dark shadow behind him pounced, and darkness swept across his vision. AND THAT WAS THE VERY LAST ADVENTURE OF ADMUND THE GREAT, though he wasn't that great at adventures and quests, AND HIS TRUSTY MUTANT SIDEKICK MUNDIE. 

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What do you think of this one? We were given with portable fans and strawberries to compose this piece. Lolllll

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