Undertale Au oneshots

Swap Papyrus x reader Christmas Edition (Dirty Talk) XD

-Y/n-

I opened the oven door and was greeted with the sweet scent of sugar. I let out a moan of happiness, papyrus coming over to get a whiff as well.

"Those cookies smell so good!" He grinned, a warmth coming to my cheeks. "They really do. Now, time to eat them!" 

I pulled the tray out, the cookies piping hot. Papyrus reached his hand in but I slapped it away. "Not yet!" I pout.

He chuckles darkly "I think I'm gonna have punish you for that." My cheeks darkened. 

"W-What!?" He pushed me against the wall and placed his leg in between mine, his own cheekbones a darkening orange. He kissed me roughly, his tongue licking against my bottom lip.

I moaned into his mouth but when Sans' boots came stomping in I squeaked, "O-oh, Oh god. I-I t-thought me and UFpapyrus get up to kinky things."

Papyrus looked in Sans' direction. "Excuse me? You've got some explaining to do!" And with that I was released from his grip. I watched him chase Sans into the living room.

"B-Boys..." I mumbled, my cheeks still red.

I brushed it off for now and opened the fridge door, finding the red icing bag. I pulled it out and set it on the counter and moving to the pantry to pull the christmas sprinkles out.

I piped the icing onto the sugar cookies. When Papyrus' low, raspy voice rumbled "Dang, I'm missin' out on the fun." My cheeks warmed and I let out a squeak "Don't scare me like that!" I stuck my tongue out, papyrus let out a chuckle and took the cookie I just frosted.

"These taste good...But I bet you taste better~" My blush intensifies and in defense I playfully smack him with the frosting bag. "Excuse you!" 

He grinned and began to toss sprinkles onto the cookies, slipping a few in his mouth. As he reached for another I slapped his hand away, shaking my head no. He pretended to pout and I only smirked. 

I scooped the cookie up and innocently smiled. "Say Ah." Papyrus opened his mouth and took a bite.

"These are good and all, but I want something sweeter." He cooed, inching closer to me. "Tsk, you'll get it when you deserve it." He grinned, wrapping his arms around my waist as we headed into the living room.

"When do I get that?" I thought about it, "Never!" And jumped onto the couch, landing with an oof. 

Papyrus shoved his hands into his pocket then pulled out a cigarette, "PAPYRUS! NO CIGARETTES INSIDE, THEY'RE BAD FOR YOUR HEALTH!!!" Sans screeched from the floor, a puzzle lying unfinished before him. 

Papyrus let out a sigh, "Want any hot cocoa, bro? Y/n?" Me and Sans furiously nodded, earning a smile from papyrus.

He walked out and I pulled out my fluffy pink blanket and my stuffed animal that papy had bought me a while back. I flipped through the channels lazily, only stopping when the winter soldier came on.

Papyrus soon came in, holding three steaming cups of cocoa. He passed them out and took his place next to me, sans now on my other side. Bucky soon came on.

"OMYGOD BUCKY'S SO ATTRACTIVE!" I squealed into Papyrus' hoodie with embarrassment, a huff of jealously coming from papyrus. "What? Jealous?" I grinned. He looked away and chuckled. 

"Oh no, just fine actually. My crush is obsessing over a fat, robotic, tv character." I flushed.

"C-CRUSH!?" Instantly sans stirred, he had fallen asleep. I let out an aw at this, making papyrus more jealous. "Now my brother?!" 

I smiled, nuzzling into his orange hoodie. "I love you, bonehead." He placed a kiss on my forehead.

"I love you too, sweetheart" We continued to watch the movie until Papyrus spoke up.

"Now, about tonight~"

620 WORDS! YAS, SEE YOU LATER MY LOVELY AVO'S! AND PLEASE, request, you're breaking my heart ;-; OH AND THE BUCKY OBSESSION I GOT FROM ONE OF MY FRIENDS. JUST UNDERSTAND I DON'T LIKE THE GUY MYSELF.