Eric S: I DON'T WANNA PLAY AROUND WITH AN OUIJA BOARD! It's too scary!
Me: Aw, come on Eric Singer. You'll love it!
Eric S: I WON'T DO IT! 😖
Me: Alright, you asked for it! Vinnie, please turn Eric Singer into a baby for a week.
Vinnie: Your wish is my command, my love.
✨✨POOF!✨✨
Paul: Oh my god! Someone has turned our drummer into a baby!
Tommy: Who would do a thing like that?
Gene: *tries to pick up baby Eric Singer and the second cat baby scratches him* OW! 🤕
Me: Well, he kinda deserves it for refusing to do one simple dare from a KISS fan.
Paul: What was he supposed to do as a dare?
Me: Eric Singer was dared to play around with a Ouija Board.
Peter: Holy shit! Those are supposed to be cursed! No child of mine and Eli's will ever come near that thing.
Eli: Agreed!
Me: Well, we'll have to wait a week until Eric Singer gets turned back to his old self again. But in the mean time, Vixen91 and Tommy can use him as practice to learn how to care for a baby so that one day when they're both ready to start a family of their own, they'll know want to expect.
Eric S: *does the baby version of holding up his middle finger at us*
Paul: He does look rather adorable, doesn't he Gene?
Gene: Yes...he kind does.
Eric S: *throws a drumstick at the Demon and giggles like a baby*
Gene: OWWW! 🤥
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Truth Or Dare With KISS (21)
HumorThe TWENTY-FIRST edition to my truth or dare series with the hottest band in the world.