Tommy: Okay everyone, the clue says: "I am in a place where parents and kids of all ages can ride rides and eat lots of cotton candy".
Ace: I know! The amusement park!
Me: LET'S GO!
*We all get into the KISS limo and when get there, a ticket booth guy is there*
Ticket Guy: Um...are you two ladies married and are those your kids?
Me: Yes...this is me and Vinnie Vincent. And this is our daughter Ginny...
Peter: And this is my mate Eli, and our twins kittens. Kara and Keaton.
Ticket Guy: Wait a minute, did you just say VINNIE VINCENT?!!!
Me: Um...yes. He's my boyfriend and soon to be husband.
Ticket Guy: Hey fellas, look! It's the tra**y Vinnie Vincent and he's got a underage girlfriend.
Vinnie: *gasps and then feels really hurt and upset*
Paul: Excuse me? What was that you said about our friend?
Ticket Guy: I said—-
Me: DON'T YOU DARE SAY ANYTHING ELSE MISTER! I CANNOT BELIEVE YOU HAD THE AUDACITY TO SAY WHAT YOU JUST SAID TO THE ANKH WARRIOR! VINNIE IS VERY SWEET AND KIND TO ALL THE FANS! HE DOESN'T NEED BULLIES LIKE YOU ACCUSING HIM OF BEING SOMETHING THAT HE IS NOT! NOW, YOU'VE COMPLETELY RUINED OUR DAY THANKS TO YOUR RUDE AND HATEFUL COMMENTS!
Gene: We're reporting you to the manager and you will be sued for your customer harassment.
*After that, we all had to go and look for the clue and leave right away because Vinnie was sad*
Vinnie: I feel so...so horrible. 😔
Me: Oh my gorgeous ankh warrior, please don't ever listen to the those awful groups of people.
Vinnie: Okay...
Me: *kisses Vinnie on the cheek* Your welcome Ankhie.
Eric Carr: *is in his fox form and then he stops walking to sniff the air with his black pointy nose*
Bruce Kulick: What is it, boy?
Eric Carr: *makes some fox noises and leads us all to the oak tree nearby*
Paul: Hey! The next clue is up in that tree branch over there! *points to the clue with his finger*
*After Eric Singer switches to his cat form and climbs up the tree, he gets ahold of the next clue and then climbs back down to the ground*
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Truth Or Dare With KISS (21)
HumorThe TWENTY-FIRST edition to my truth or dare series with the hottest band in the world.
