*After one of us gives Eric Singer his clothes back, he runs to his bedroom using a towel to cover his naked body*
Eric S: Wow! *sees what Vinnie and Eli are doing* What are you guys doing?
Paul: Eric, please be quiet for just a second. They need to concentrate. We'll explain everything when they're done.
Eric S: *smiles and sits down on the couch while taking it easy* Okay Paul! 😎
*After a few moments, Vinnie summons Gene Simmons to use his fire breathing on the Ouija Board*
Vinnie: And please do not burn the spare building down to smithereens.
Gene: *gets teleported by Tommy* Don't you worry Vinnie! I've been doing this for almost fifty years.
*With a huge burst of magic, the God Of Thunder does some kind of magic trick (whom he will not tell who taught him how to do it) and blows fire flames at the Ouija Board*
Me: DIE YOU STUPID OUIJA BOARD! BE GONE AND SUFFER FOR ALL ETERNITY IN HELL WITH THE DEVIL HIMSELF!
*The Lord Jesus appears standing on a cloud from Heaven and then takes the burned ashes of the Ouija Board, sending it to the fire pit of doom*
Paul: Thank you Jesus!
Jesus: You are welcome Stanley.
*And after The Lord Jesus disappears back into Heaven, Vinnie and Eli make their powers go away because they have succeeded in destroying the Ouija Board*
Me: OH MY GOD! YOU GUYS DID IT!
Peter: Oh God, my precious kitten, I'm so proud of you! 😻😸
Kara and Keaton: Momma!
*Eli, Peter, and the twins run to hug each other passionately*
Vinnie: Emily, my beautiful girl! Come here!
Me: VINNIE! I'M SO PROUD OF YOU! 😁😁😁
*I run to Vinnie Vincent and Ginny hugs me and gives me a kiss on the cheek and also does the same to her father, the Ankh Warrior*
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Truth Or Dare With KISS (21)
ComédieThe TWENTY-FIRST edition to my truth or dare series with the hottest band in the world.
